Paulism... The guide to happy living..

Women, sex and death row

2010-09-25T18:13:00.000-07:00

I read this bumper sticker today " A feather is sexy, the whole chicken is Kinky" It seems today women no nothing about being sexy. If I didn't know better I'd think they were all butch. Why is it a woman can't look, dress and behave like a woman? Again we have to thank the liberal do gooders or destroying the happy housewife. Women! They are still trying to wear the pants in the family. Talk about "having your cake and eating it to. " Next thing you know we will be living in the world of Amazon women and man will have lost his credentials in making a difference in this world. It will be a cold day in hell, when I walk behind a woman. I have been reconsidering, if i can't have a woman look and act like a woman, I would rather do with out. I was down at the corner pub and hell can't tell the men from the women with all the burping and farting. Some thing has gotta give.

I have been so busy fight for the rights of the average... guy that I have not been here to write to my loyal readers. I wanna thank you all for your support. We can make a difference say no to the cow and make your voice heard.

Only in America a woman pays to have her husband and his son killed, gets death row in Virginia and as they pull the switch the do good liberals say.."she was such a beautiful spirit what and injustice" now lets switch that scenario and say that the man kills his wife and her daughter, how man of those do gooders would be preaching and praying to save him on death row? I say trip that switch and watch her squirm.

Bullshit in America

2009-11-02T05:31:00.000-08:00

In Reference to this comment..."Holy Shit, did I step back into a time warp, or are you looking for tons of hits from people looking for, either a good laugh, controversy or perhaps this might be the precursor to joining the KKK.

Have to say, the net is big enough to let every man or women have their say for all to read."

Well! I thought hmmm yes maybe it was a bit overboard about " painting the white house black" The truth is that politics took a slide big time, the day they let women vote and the country hasn't been the same since.

Time Warp I think not, because we don't talk about it as men, don't mean we are completely happy with the liberals do good attitude which gives rights to arse holes.

Looking for a good laugh, but the laugh is on you.

Controversy if you don't agree it's controversial, I am telling you the way it is unedited.

Precursor to joining the KKK, we don't support any particulars groups. Paulism is not about hate its about gender reorganization. Making people aware why God made man and women different. Ask any soldier during war, which one wants them to have a woman cover their back and if she can pull them to safety when the rules and regulates are different for men and women in the military.

Get real Bud!! the facts speak for them self. When a woman can stand up and take a Piss like a man, It might be time to reconsider, but than again maybe not.

We can thank the Liberals for the deterioration of a positive way of life for middle class america. Lets just give everyone but the working class people health insurance , but don't forget make the working class pay for it. Is this a political statement? No ! its a fact, the Government is no Robin Hood, they steal from the working class to bail out the rich and feed the poor.

What is the marrying type

2009-09-09T17:58:00.000-07:00

The marrying type

She must be a good cook

Clean up after the man

Hate shopping

Keep a hot figure

Have a face your willing to wake up to for the rest of your life.

Be willing to learn

Willing to please her man in and out of bed.

Feel free to email any things you are looking for in a woman. A good woman is hard to find now a days .

2009-09-09T17:54:00.000-07:00

Women are the root of all evil.

Only good woman is one who knows her place.

Good Old Days

2009-05-15T09:14:00.001-07:00

Discrimination - Against Men

2008-08-20T20:57:00.001-07:00

Women..fighting nature!!!

2008-04-25T18:16:00.001-07:00

Someone has to do it, if you look at all the creatures of the earth you find that each has a role to fulfil. Birds, dogs, lions, tigers and bears ...oh my! Joking aside I am a 2008 man I realize a man expected to bend a little when it comes to chores. But you have to admit, there are some that were cut out simply for the little lady.
1.Dishes, it keeps her hands soft and smooth, silky for massaging the tired over worked man.
2. Though we might like to barbecue it is woman's place to cook, clean up and pack lunch.
3. I realize there has been a role reversal and some men have chosen to take on the care taking role but this is out of share necessity not necessarily biological and genetic functions.
4. True some women are built butch, that can be a plus, just think housework and dig ditches.
5. A society is in a mess because we are giving minorities privileges they haven't earned.
6. If pappa don't get it at home he is gonna find it somewhere else, just ask our politicians, they have those brainy wives, who think there ... don't stink but are the putting out... no way. So there he goes putting himself on the line to fill his natural biological needs.
7. The 60's came with rebellion who said it was good?
8. If a man doesn't get sex when he wants it no point in getting married, can't repeat this rule enough.
9. Power struggle, we know its all about power a woman wants to think she wears the pants in the family... enough said look at the divorce ratio.
10. Society has made it difficult for a woman to be a woman, those necessary skills, washing clothes, cleaning house are necessary I appreciate have my dinner ready and my bed turned down.
11. Man was not meant to be a vegetarian, so please I can handle by blood test just pass me the meat and potatoes.
12. The fifties weren't all bad, we had some great tv shows.
13. It's unnatural to be monogamous man is extracted to many women for a reason to spread his seed, its natural can't fight nature.
14. Just because women don't understand don't make it wrong, their brain is smaller no fault of their own... God made it that way.

Keep those letters coming, we men need all the support we can get.

I don't admit to being a dog, but I do have a mean bite and a great jump.

Remember the motto of paulism...keep him home, keep him happy!

A King in your castle

2008-04-16T04:23:00.000-07:00

It's women's refusal to maintain her role as wife and mother that has the divorce rate so high. It is clear that women were created to please man and to fulfil their female experience. History has proven that a woman's place is in the home pleasing her man, creating a warm atmosphere of family. Housekeeping skills, sexuality, parenting, it's a jobs someone has to do it. Men speaking up and speaking out. I'll be damned if I am going to work all day and then come home and do women's work... there is no equality, we are the kings in our castle.

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2008-03-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

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Folgers coffee advert

2008-03-26T23:10:00.011-07:00

A Real Housewife

2008-03-26T23:10:00.009-07:00

Discrimination - Against Men

2008-03-26T23:10:00.007-07:00

folgers coffee

2008-03-26T23:10:00.005-07:00

Just make a decent cup of coffee.....

Women knowing their place...

2008-03-26T23:10:00.003-07:00

The 1950's Housewife

2008-03-26T23:10:00.001-07:00

A Woman Should Know Her Place

2008-03-24T15:02:00.001-07:00

The trouble with women

2008-03-23T17:23:00.000-07:00

In our outreach to appease those less capable of holding a job in the workforce we have ultimately placed the less qualified in top positions. We now are faced with a poor economy that faces the doors of recession and opening the path to a depression. Government enforced to even out the workforce has disrupted the balance of superior positions being filled with qualified applicants. Who is responsible for the turmoil that is upon us.... of course the feminist play a huge part as do the bleeding hearts. Those educated limit their families to maybe one or no children while the poverty stricken and not to mention minority classes are having larger and larger families. This is placing a heavy burden on an already over taxed government.

There is a time and place for everything..

2008-03-23T17:15:00.000-07:00

If companies were to hire who was the best for the job, we would overwhelming have men in all positions. Of course there is a time and place for women in the work force. You have to admit someone does have to make the coffee... What is corrupting the world as we know it, I think we have gone a little to far in making everyone feel comfortable. Woman was created to fill the needs of man, it is plain and clear.

Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less And Less

2008-01-05T13:09:00.001-08:00

2007-12-02T15:05:00.000-08:00

Behind every great man is a good woman........keyword behind.

Memoirs of a Geisha--Mad TV

2007-10-17T14:56:00.001-07:00

MadTV Sex Education Sketch

2007-10-17T14:45:00.001-07:00

Laws

2007-08-19T09:51:00.000-07:00

I would like to thank our Canadian neighbor for reminding us of this Illinois law. Law in illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. If it's not law it should be, thanks Canada for a good laugh.
Signed Master Casey Jones.......

Green Acres - Opening Titles

2007-08-13T16:22:00.001-07:00

Hey Babe here's to Jumping all over ya!! Ya gotta love us!

2007-07-31T17:33:00.000-07:00

Our loyal reader from virgina wants to know am I living in the 1950's with outdated values? I don't believe we are reviewing the past, there are certain biological facts about men and women and this guarantees us our postion in the world. One reader asked where do butch women fit into the scenario? Birth control maybe, if they don't reproduce, one less baby in a already over populated world.
Genetics play a huge part in what is expected of us, indeed their are women who wish they were men, dress like men in jeans and t-shirts, talk like men, and well are built like men..... truth is there is a partner out there for everyone , don't give up!!
The little lady has been rebelling from the 1950's thats true, she talks the talk of equality, but don't open a door and she complains no manners, she is the first to complain chivalry is dead. I think the little lady needs to wake up the old adage you " can't have your cake and eat it to." Of course if your a wimp of a man and want to be taken care of by the little lady, knock your socks off. It comes down to simple biological needs, ok it might be the dog in me talking , but there are some top ten dog rules.
1.If you bend over, I just might be jumping.
2. If she is attractive, I just might be howling.....
3. women love stray dogs, I love to please
4. fulfilling biological needs, sniff sniff.
5.yes I am afraid of the vacuum it is by all means a womens job
6. I do cuddle, dog instinct
7. You have to mark your territory,what do you think that wedding ring deal is all about back off, the little lady is in my possession
8. Watch out for the little dog, he has a bigger bite.
9.Ok so I fart, everything is always blamed on the dog anyways.
10.Dominance is the name of the game, the male dog rules...
Now for a few special notations

1.Beware the milkman, mailman and postman
2. Be leary if one of the kids look like the milkman , mailman and postman.
On the good side men do have positive dog qualities that make them worth keeping.

I promise not to jump on you in public... does licking count?
I have separation anxiety, when the little lady is gone, I am damn moody..
If I miss the toilet, be grateful I tried to aim could be worse could have missed the bathroom all together
WE definetely don't like sharing
Us men need our out time, and walks
You can't teach a old dog new tricks, try me, I love tricks!!

So hey Babe heres to jumping on ya

and licking ya all over!
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Fathering Children.. how old is to old

2007-07-31T17:23:00.000-07:00

This question was raised by one of our loyal readers... What are the chances that a man can father a child after age 70? We really don't need to go into the biology of man here.. but let me assure you if the gun is loaded it's going to shoot bullets. A few lessons to the wise, no matter what age you are thinking of fathering children, a look into your genetic pattern is essential to asking yourself whether you want to father children that might be at a high risk for diseases both physical and mental. Then think at 70 yrs of age do you really want to start life with father and son outings.. on the other hand there is a big question to longevity, will you be around to see the child grow up... depends on your needs and that of the children, but let me rest assure you if your still plugging away, you have incredible chance of being father of the baby.

2007-07-27T19:08:00.000-07:00

I guess we don't have to ask Bill how she was on her knees.

Come on down out of the clouds, it's a reality check, remember women only do what us men let them....... The secret is making the little lady think actually think she can do anything without us men.... The Amazon ladies was fiction.

Let the games begin!!!!!

2007-07-27T18:55:00.000-07:00

A Three Ring Circus

Indeed Hillary is out performing her competition, we haven't had a actor running for elective office since President Ronald Reagan. As men we are not going to be whipped and beaten down........ laying like pussy cats at her feet... It is time to rally together and take back our country, we have stood back and watched the joke long enough, register to vote now, make your vote count.

Vote Now!

2007-07-27T18:38:00.000-07:00

Many women are credit for achieving the right to vote regardless of sex, a few from as early as the 1800's organized a woman's rights conventin Elizabeth Cady stanton and Lucretia Mott. But lets cut to the chase, all that was proposed by women for their rights to vote, It took the house of representatives in a 304 to 90 vote of all men to propose an amendment to the Constitution.Amendment to the Constitution:
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any States on Account of sex. The Congress shall have the power by appropriate legislation to enforce the provisions of this article.
On June 4, 1919, the United States Senate also endorsed the Amendment, voting 56 to 25, and sending the amendment to the states.
Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan were the first states to pass the law; Georgia and Alabama rushed to pass rejections. The anti-suffrage forces, which included both men and women, were well-organized, and passage of the amendment was not easy, so they say, but the truth no matter what they organized an all male vote was cast to allow women to vote and where does this get us... in the 2000 century making a mockery of the voting system.
Stepping on a a political stage for a moment let me say this voting is the back bone of Democracy it is what makes our great Nation so wonderful. We are having a joke of an election coming up.... It is up to each American citizen to do their part to place people of high moral character in office....

Women destroying marriages... with the power of the ......

2007-07-24T19:00:00.000-07:00

I laughed as I read this post on what makes a happy marriage, of course from the little ladies view, shared household responsibilities.... I never saw a rooster sit on a egg..... the real problems today, is it is totally based on women not fulfilling their responsiblity in a relationship. They want the old adage " their cake and eat it " Here goes ladies the facts. Women wanted to be on the front line of the military and once there, they cry for special priveledges, I would hate to have one covering me during a war.
And if one should fall, they are not required to run as fast, throw as far nor, lift as much, or aim as clearly.... Unfortunately you may act like a man but until you can do it like a man, you need to stay in the home and do what you were born to do, be the care taker. Some women just don't get it.
I think all women should reconsider getting married and having children, since they don't feel they need to be responsible for either...
Isn't it like a woman, she doesn't have to be required be as smart or
have the physical stamina of a man, but she wants the same financial privledges.... I do have to say that a few women do break the mold and that is a few women..... there are some pretty butch women out there who God knows should have been born a man.

I Am So Into You

2007-07-16T10:59:00.001-07:00

I am so into you.... I can't think of nothing else!!!!

Spooky

2007-07-16T10:58:00.001-07:00

Top Ten Reasons for Divorce

2007-07-16T07:18:00.000-07:00

Have you taken a close look at the melt down of the family values? We have women running for our highest elective office. If you take a look at our voting statistics those who dare to speak the truth are highly in favor of keep the little lady in the kitchen.... of course there is this weighing out the benefits, obviously she is not good in the bedroom, etc.

Where are the time taking us? from a women perspective she is only seeking what belongs to her... freedom of expression, shun the household responsibilities..

Here are a few facts...

In 2007, 86 women serve in the U.S. Congress. Sixteen women serve in the Senate, and 70 women serve in the House. The number of women in statewide elective executive posts is 76, while the proportion of women in state legislatures is at 23.5 percent.

"In Utah, divorce and its financial stresses account for 75 percent to 80 percent of the people on welfare rolls. And with a 1994 divorce rate of 4.7 per 1,000 -- slightly higher than the national average -

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr54/nvsr54_20.pdf

High rates of divorces places unnecessary financial burden on the already over- taxed community.

The new fairy tale dream is that women can be all and do all, slighting her domestic duties.... Some one has to take care of the nest and to avoid this issue hightens the burden on a young marriage.

Should we look at this in a 50-50 proposition? Do we really want women running our country... it is up to you to make a decision on who runs our country, may the best man win!

Lets break down the causes of divorce.

1.Poor communication women obviously talk but can they listen?

2.Financial problems women obviously spend, but can they save?

3. A lack of commitment to the marriage the grass is always greener, but can she mow?

4.A dramatic change in priorities but honey I want to run for office get real and get your ass back in the kitchen where you belong.

5.Infidelity and of course whose fault is this you got it the little lady.

6. Failed expectations this falls under the daydreamers want schedule

7. unmet needs again we find man is pressured into situations due to lack of getting his needs met.

8.Addictions and substance abuse How many men have been driven to drink over the attitude women..... makes any man want to have a drink.

9.Physical, sexual or emotional abuse I am sure the percentages fall short because of our male ego, we get ripped when it comes to sex and what happens to the womens figure after a couple years, that is a total rip.

10.Lack of conflict resolution skills, every women loves a good fight before sex proven fact.... denial of this exertion of love prowess leads to unecessary divorce procedings.

Seduction

2007-07-11T10:51:00.001-07:00

Women created with the not so subtle curves that scream I want ya baby.

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Humans,motivated to ensure their reproductive success not only by picking the highest quality mate they can get but also by taking others on the side. Is it sexual fidelity or social monogamy? DNA test may reveal other wise, displaying those "dirty little secrets. " It might be said that one partner or the other is not fulfilling their responsibility and so out of necessity one might reach out beyond the monogamous relationship. Which means any relationship entails work to keep it at its peek performance. Of course if women are to be admired for their beauty, then why is it
frowned on, when we enjoy the beauty of our female species? ... so is born jealousy. If a women is responsibly fulfilling her duties to the relationship, she need not be threatened by the occassional roving eye of her partner. It is her lackadaisical behavior and neglect of her partner that sparks the fire of jealousy.

women and sexuality

2007-07-11T07:55:00.000-07:00

A wolf in sheeps clothing.... indeed.

Inner beauty only works with the lights out ..
If a woman wants to be a woman,
she needs to wear a dress.

Paulism where reality slaps you in the face.....

The day they they put women in a pair of pants she thought she grew balls.

I'm not anti woman, I love a good body

and a face to match.

If the changing of the times is so good today,

then why is the divorce rate so high?

Nothing is more unattractive then a woman who doesn't know her place.

Equality is a figment of her imagination,

men only give her enough rope to hang herself.

Morning Skifflers - Mama Don't Allow (Bo Diddley, Muddy)

2007-07-11T07:14:00.001-07:00

But we don't care what momma don't allow.....

Good Sex

2007-07-11T06:52:00.000-07:00

Good sex is like a storm, ya gotta ride it out.

Sexual incompatabilty

2007-07-11T06:19:00.000-07:00

Marriage issues, it happens you fall in love with a woman and you find that your not sexually compatible. One of the first things we must do is find out if this is a moral dysfunctional upbringing on sexual behavior or physical dysfunction. Once you know what you are dealing with, you can seek to find a remedy or jump ship.

The medical fields have worked hard to improve the longevity of a quality male sex performance, only to find that they have done very little in the field of women's sexuality to improve the all over performance and desire for sex.
Before any long term relationship, sex should be discussed, as well as many other personal beliefs in life. This is to prevent later disappointments.Where the expression " an ounce prevention is worth a pound of cure." It's been traditional that men's sexual problems are heightened and given much of the attention, as we know our performance is dependent on erection. But as far a women goes, lubricate, lubricate and she is good and ready to go. Unfortunately the little lady has found that she indeed has some power over a relationship, by denouncing her sexual prowess. Is she required to perform duty sex?
Good question, a women goes through natural hormonal changes and erratic behavior that promotes an unhealthy love atmosphere.
I believe that a women should have a open relationship with her medical staff in all avenues of her life including her control of female organs . .A survey published in the February 10, 1999 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association found that 43% of 1,749 women had complaints about sexual functioning, compared with 31% of the 1,410 men surveyed. . The women reported low sexual desire, problems with arousal, and pain during intercourse. And these problems increase with age, experts say.

A lack of desire, insufficient lubrication, an inability to reach orgasm, or pain during intercourse. The causes can be physical, such as poor circulation, or emotional, such as stress or depression. So here we are left in a middle of a pool of excuses for why a woman says no to sex, little does she know that her outward body signs are flashing lights of" yes baby I need you now!"
Well all is not at a loss, the FDA has approved a new dive meant to enhance the blood flow, that's right you heard it here, we need to get her blood moving with a clitoral suction device. Also we must consider that a women feels her place is to give birth, as she goes through the physical changes, she may find her self worth diminishing, as she believes that sex is connected solely to procreation. So now we have to deal with the hormonal upheavals as well as mental outlook and physical dysfunction.
It is the women's place as much as the mans to seek help. A relationship is a duel prospect that is effected by outer stimulation.Give her a little testosterone boost to encourage her sex drive, sexual appetite, sexual fantasies, and the intensity of her orgasms.
Poor health and stress can be contributing factors, but the ultimate decision is based on her choice. She keeps saying no, when you know she means yes baby. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and get her checked out once a year, we do that for a good horse.The most important factor here is communication, we cannot improve or diagnose sexuality problem's unless we are having discussion. Though I do believe that physical problems can cause a lack of desire, I find that allot of this is the pressure of the current times. Giving women to much responsibility, more then she can handle, that she is now losing ability to function in a normal woman manner sexually and other wise.

Promote female sexuality, have sex daily

Don't be shy ask for help,

your partner depends on it.

Green Ribbon day for sexual

dysfunction awareness.

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Petticoat Junction - Opening Titles (1963-1965)

2007-07-11T06:15:00.001-07:00

Somethings never change.. Basic facts " boy is attracted to girl, girl is attracted boy"

Rawhide

2007-07-05T15:07:00.001-07:00

Marriage a life long Adventure

2007-04-28T13:05:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately we can't put the little lady out to pasture when she hits those menopausal years . In this chapter we learn to deal with the little lady. With a little help from Willy G.we will explore the evolution of female menopause in a factual account.

Evolution of female menopause
The evolution of female menopause is a strange topic to discuss. For basic biological success an individual is graded on how many children are left behind to carry on your genetic information. So why would nature evolve to a way where woman are biologically a waste of energy? Males may reduce fertility over the years but continue to produce sperm until the end of their lives. There is even a father documented at the age of 94 I believe. So if Fathers can live and reproduce well into their 90’s, why is it that around the mid 50’s does women’s reproductive system shut down?
When you think about it, how many women really can take care of a new child after the age of 50? Not that it is impossible, but at this point people are starting to get old and not only has general health declined and most survive on medication, but the body just does not have the energy or resources to provider for another living being to be sustained from it. With all these circumstances, it would probably add up to a rather difficult birth with an increased chance of death. Not only the mother, but the child could be affected too. With the general nutrients lacking in older women such as calcium, the child could be born lacking specific nutrients, poor bone structure due to lack of calcium, or other genetic defects that could rise out of sub par sex cells.
Possibly, I think this can be related back to humans thousands of years ago. With currently technology, the general understanding is that humans really did not live much older than about 45 years of age. If this is the case, then the female reproductive tract is designed only to last for roughly 45-50 years. You might the ask why the males reproductive tract lasts so much longer and I would say that’s due to the lack of physical investment men have in reproduction. Mother Nature is not incompetent and the evolution of this menopausal age has to due with how much of the mothers body is sacrificed to the reproductive process. I think had the male been the child bearer, that menopause would have occurred in him rather than the woman.
Discuss the hypothesis regarding male promiscuity and female discreteness with regards to the following facts:
A. Females are fertile for only about 4 days per month
B. Humans are one of the few species that engage in frontal intercourse to reproduce
Male promiscuity and female discreteness are noticeable in everyday life. Men tend to go after the women, and the women tend to sit back and wait for them. " A little game of cat and mouse" The fact that females are only reproductively fertile for four days per month can be directly related to the above hypothesis. In regard to male promiscuity, men constantly produce fresh sperm. Therefore it you might think that it is meant to be used often." naturally men need more sex, which refers to an earlier lesson," keep him home, keep him happy" Man needs it and if he don't get it at home he is going to get some where else. If women are only fertile for four days on the month, the man cannot know when each woman will be fertile. Originally, a man was meant to impregnate as many women as he could, so this way he would never have to worry about being fertile himself. If a man was only fertile for a limited time, he would have to try to find a compatible woman who was fertile at the same given time. So, even in today’s monogamous society, the men’s constant production of sperm and urge to reproduce is still effective in making it easier to find a mate, or mates if the man so chooses to do so.
Review
1.Hormonal changes are drastic in this time of a women's life, she is feeling emotions of worthlessness, a good man will see and recognize the change and promote well being with compliments of the day. Remember the number one question Honey do I look fat? The response to this should I speakeda no English.
2. Good disagreements are necessary to maintain a relationship of well being., remember the key to a good argument is sex afterwards. A good fight gets the women's blood boiling , hot hot.... how do u say flash?
3.She will do things at this time of her life, that you never possible. Possibly leaving the barn yard, feel her inadequacy and inner self worth.
4.Since sex in the women's mind is connected to procreation, this is the time to explore new fun techniques in the bedroom.
5. Review the whys of marriage...
a) safe sex when you want it.
b) your getting to the age you don't want to be alone.
c) a novel idea but rare you fell in love.
d) time to move out of the parents house.
e) if you don't pick one now only the ugly ones will be left.
f) finacial reasons you like the tax break.
g) you want to secure spreading of the seed to a quality line. p.s check teeth.

The Reality of Sex

2007-04-26T14:07:00.000-07:00

1. Discuss the Relationship Between love and sex/ reproduction.
I find that love directly affects the woman in this scenario, while subliminally affecting the man. While sex and reproduction can occur without the aid of an infatuational relationship, it is of the best interest of both the man and woman to partake in this occurrence.
Let’s start with the man. Though most men would say that they would have sex without having any emotional attraction to the woman, it is still in his best interest to do so. Even though he does not realize it, the reason he is even interested in having sex is overwhelmingly to reproduce. This is a subconscious urge. Most men would probably be offended to realize it , but that is what fuels their sex drives. In light of reproduction, having a love relationship with a woman is the best way to assure quality children. By spending time with the partner prior to insemination and eventual fertilization the man can study his mate and determine whether she is a qualified woman to be the mother of his children. Any man can basically have a child with any woman if we forget abut disease and disorders but this does not mean that he will have the best offspring to succeed him. By actually having a loving relationship and forming a bind with his partner the man can know that the woman will take good care of his children. Also, by staying together, they form a superb environment for the children, allowing for female influence for the daughters, and male influence for the sons. Although a buy can grow without his father and a girl can grow without her mother, they are not the best scenarios for each parent has something to offer that each child needs.
For the woman, the benefits of a love relationship with a man are a little more apparent and a little more direct. Everything a woman finds attractive in a man ( wealth, power, strength, health…etc. ) Directly relates to how well he will be able to provide for her children. And in a loving relationship, there is a better chance that the man will stay with her and continue providing for her and her children. Similar to the man, a woman can study her partner when in a relationship and have the governing ability in deciding if he is a worthy man to father her children. Though she could have children with any man, how will she provide if she is in the homestead caring for the children? There is where the wealth and success of the man comes into his attractiveness. His health and stature are of great importance to women as well, for they want the best genes possible for heir children. If a man is very skinny and perpetually unwell, we will not seem very attractive no matter how successful he is. Also, Women need to have love in there life. Emotionally women are much more intense and open than men. I feel that when in a relationship, certain hormones are probably released that make life a little better for both the man and the women. Statistics show that years can be added to a man life expectancy simply by being married. So, as they say “ love makes the world go round.”

2. Discuss the evolution of the 1:1 ratio of Males to Females at reproductive age. This 1:1 ration seems to have a large, direct link with the implication of diversity. Diversity is the single most important piece to the evolutionary puzzle when it comes to have the best mutation for the job and the least amount of defects in a society. What is odd about the ratio is that there are more men at birth, but less men living to old age, but at the point of puberty and throughout reproductive age, the ration is one man, to one woman. Prior polygamous acts would lead to multiple children but reduce quality and diversity. Also going along with question number 1, any man who “loves” more than one woman can love neither woman enough. But back to diversity, if one man has 5 wives and 4 men have none, then the diversity of the gene pool for the Y chromosome is being severely limited. I see this one to one ration being Mother Nature’s way of saying that there is one man for every woman. When there are 5 children born from five couples, there is much more diversity then when those five children are born of one father. The more diversity goes down, the lower the rate of beneficial evolution and the higher the rate of genetic disorders. Look at the Jewish and Amish communities. Both tried to keep reproduction within the community and both have a much increased rate of specific genetic disorders that have began to flood their gene pools. This will go for any culture or animal species on the planet.
Monogamy also leads to more quality children instead having a quantified reproduction. The investment in a human child is much greater than that of a rat or fish, so the 1:1 ration is important in allowing for the right choice of partner for the care and betterment of the child being raised. Hopefully, with one father and one mother to each child that child will be raised well, rather than one father to many mothers having many sub par children. Another small note is that I think the over all mental and physical health of the individuals benefits from being in a good relationship, so for the species on a whole there is a better chance for someone to find a mate that they need.

Let's review.... it is the nature of the beast for man to need to spread his seed and though he can easily do this by not getting involved emotionally with a woman or women. Though not instinctive to man, but in his best interest to choose the cream of the crop to promote the best chance of

carrying out his duty in preserving his genetic pool.

Facts

1. Man doesn't need to have an emotional tie, but he does need a physical attraction.

2.Though it is common to spread many a seed, choosing a monogamous partnership is in his best interest.

3. Quality not Quantity...

4. Love makes the world go round!

5. Life is bilogical,

6. Wants or needs, the bend of both make for a better marriage.

7. Choosing a mate is based on compatablity, but appearance is necessary, no one wants a ugly little lady, thus promoting ugly little

rug rats.

8. Sex is fun, sex is procreation, sex is necessary... sexual compatablity is necessary for a long term relationship.

9. Married men live longer, because love is the fundamental platform for

fullfilling desire.

10. There is no room for disagreement man is right!

2007-04-14T18:56:00.000-07:00

When lies are deadly... a marriage isn't

the only thing they kill.

Man kills wife's lover, but she gets indicted
ARLINGTON, Texas -- Darrell Roberson came home from a card game late one night to find his wife rolling around with another man in a pickup truck in the driveway.
Caught in the act with her lover, Tracy Denise Roberson -- thinking quickly, if not clearly -- cried rape, authorities say. Her husband pulled a gun and killed the other man with a shot to the head.
On Thursday, a grand jury handed up a manslaughter indictment -- against the wife, not the husband.In a case likely to reinforce the state's reputation for don't-mess-with-Texas justice, the grand jury declined to charge the husband with murder, the charge on which he was arrested by police.
Tracy Roberson, 35, could get two to 20 years in prison in the slaying of Devin LaSalle, 32.
Assistant District Attorney Sean Colston said Texas law allows a defendant to claim justification if he has "a reasonable belief that his actions are necessary, even though what they believe at the time turns out not to be true."

Ya gotta love Texas where the courts still support marriage and the laws still back the innocent.... Long live the state of Texas!! Where a man can be a man.

Imus In The Morning!

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We have a choice to change the channel or turn it off... It's our right!

Protect our Liberities and long live Free Speech!or is that free speech till someone doesn't like what you say?

I found this article on "Imus in the Morning" his attack on women and what is considered a racial slur. We here at Paulism believe in free speech and so I am not here to take sides or offend anyone but as always speak the truth and support men when it comes to free speech.. This is not about right and wrong. My question goes out to the music industry that has supported the African American Community over the last several years. So here goes Dear Music Industry have you listened to the words of some Rap Music? I would never promote such language here at Paulism nor degrade a woman or a group of people in such a racial or sexual way. This music is broad casted publicly on numerous radio stations.
If we are going to attack one man then I say scrap derogatory rap music from the history of music nothing has degraded a woman and the equality of minorities then many of the rap music placed out in the public. Yet it is almost solely supported in sales by young women of every color. Where do I get my facts, we have polled over 500 women in the metropolitan area and asked them if they were insulted?
The end result was " are we going to let the few radicals speak for the majority? I say not...
I want to know if the radio stations are going to remove Imus then they should be removing some of derogatory rap music as well. What does this do, it constitutes censorship. In retrospect any radio show or television show that has ever played derogatory rap music is as guilty as Imus. If we are going to run our country based on a personal hurt feelings, then we will have to eliminate all the comedians and musicians that have ever attacked a Irishman , Italian, Polish man and so on. The female basketball team has the same rights as anyone else to speak out and say what they like or don't. That's what makes our country so wonderful.But they don't have the right to dictate what they don't like, change the channel babe!!!

Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and ask your self what do the words actually mean and what do they mean to you.. well I know a few wives who get off on being a hoe for their man.

Let's review the comment Nappy defined in the dictionary a

1.

nap·py 1 (nāp'ē) Pronunciation Key adj. nap·pi·er, nap·pi·est
Having a nap; fuzzy.
Kinky; frizzy.

2. hos as referenced from the urban dictionary which is our reference guide for American slang.

1.
hos -slang for hoes!
dem bitches are hos....they calling for some bootie

2.hos -A word used as greeting: to greet people such as your friends especially when entering a chatroom or greeting a group of people
He logged on to IRC and typed, "hos hos everyone"
3.Hos -the hottest, sweetest, most perfect

So I ask what are they insulted over that they had a bad hair day or that they were referenced as a hoe? This article can be read on how degrading rap music has been with singers such as Snoop Doggy dog http://www.vanderbilt.edu/htdocs/divinity/kmsi/michelle_jackson.htm

As we say in the paulism court of ball _ " People in Glass houses Don't throw stones"

This is not about racial or sexual profiling, "this attack on Imus" because derogatory Rap music has done more for racial and sexual profiling then any one humorous radio talk show host could.

Just ask the Duke lacrosse players what one lie can do to a life, I am tired of our country bending to kiss the ..... a** of every offended woman and group. Support Democracy

Defends your rights and keep those letters coming. www.paulism_award@yahoo.com

Here is the article in its context....
MSNBC drops Don Imus simulcast
By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer 41 minutes ago
NEW YORK - MSNBC said Wednesday it will drop its simulcast of the "Imus in the Morning" radio program, responding to growing outrage about the radio host's racial slur against the Rutgers women's basketball team.

if("This decision comes as a result of an ongoing review process, which initially included the announcement of a suspension. It also takes into account many conversations with our own employees," NBC news said in a statement.
Talk-show host Don Imus triggered the uproar on his April 4 show, when he referred to the mostly black Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos." His comments have been widely denounced by civil rights and women's groups.
The decision does not affect Imus' nationally syndicated radio show, and the ultimate decision on the fate of that program will rest with executives at CBS Corp. In a statement, CBS reiterated that Imus will be suspended without pay for two weeks beginning on Monday, and that CBS Radio "will continue to speak with all concerned parties and monitor the situation closely."
MSNBC's action came after a growing list of sponsors — including American Express Co., Sprint Nextel Corp., Staples Inc., Procter & Gamble Co., and General Motors Corp. — said they were pulling ads from Imus' show for the indefinite future.
NBC News President Steve Capus said he made the decision after reading thousands of e-mails and having countless discussions with NBC workers and the public, but he denied the potential loss of advertising dollars had anything to do with it.
"I take no joy in this. It's not a particularly happy moment, but it needed to happen," he said. "I can't ignore the fact that there is a very long list of inappropriate comments, of inappropriate banter, and it has to stop."
NBC's decision came at a time when Imus' program on MSNBC was doing better competitively than it ever has been. For the first three months of the year, its audience was nearly identical to CNN's, leading CNN to replace its morning news team last week.
Calls for Imus' firing from the radio portion of the program have intensified during the past week, and remained strong even after MSNBC's announcment. The show originates from WFAN-AM in New York City and is syndicated nationally by Westwood One, both of which are managed by CBS Corp. MSNBC, which had been simulcasting the show, is a unit of General Electric Co.'s NBC Universal.
Bruce Gordon, former head of the NAACP and a director of CBS Corp., said before MSNBC's decision Wednesday he hoped the broadcasting company would "make the smart decision" by firing Imus.
"He's crossed the line, he's violated our community," Gordon said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "He needs to face the consequence of that violation."
Gordon, a longtime telecommunications executive, stepped down in March after 19 months as head of the
National Association for the Advancement of Colored one of the foremost U.S. civil rights organizations.
He said he had spoken with CBS chief executive Leslie Moonves and hoped the company, after reviewing the situation, would fire Imus rather than let him return to the air at the end of his suspension.
"We should have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to what I see as irresponsible, racist behavior," Gordon said. "The Imus comments go beyond humor. Maybe he thought it was funny, but that's not what occurred."
A CBS spokesman, Dana McClintock, declined comment on the remarks by Gordon, who is one of at least two minorities on the 13-member board.
The 10 members of the Rutgers team spoke publicly for the first time Tuesday about the on-air comments, made the day after the team lost the
championship game to Tennessee. Some of them wiped away tears as their coach, C. Vivian Stringer, criticized Imus for "racist and sexist remarks that are deplorable, despicable, abominable and unconscionable."
The women, eight of whom are black, agreed to meet with Imus privately and hear his explanation. They held back from saying whether they'd accept Imus' apologies or passing judgment on whether a two-week suspension imposed by CBS Radio and MSNBC was sufficient.
Stringer said late Wednesday that she did not call for Imus' firing, but was pleased with the decision by NBC executives.
She said the meeting with Imus was never designed to call for his removal but to give the women on the team the opportunity to meet with him and for him to see the people he had so publicly hurt.
"The young ladies and I needed to put a face behind the remarks... He needs to know who these young ladies were that he hurt," Stringer said.
Imus has apologized repeatedly for his comments. He said Tuesday he hadn't been thinking when making a joke that went "way too far." He also said that those who called for his firing without knowing him, his philanthropic work or what his show was about would be making an "ill-informed" choice.
The Rev.
said in New York that he would put pressure on CBS but that the issue was larger than Imus.
"I think we also have to have now a broad discussion on how the music industry allows this to be used," Sharpton said. "I don't think that we should stop at NBC, and I don't think we should stop at Imus."
The Rev.
said he planned to meet with CBS and NBC executives on Thursday with a delegation of other civil rights activists and lawmakers to discuss the Imus situation and diversity in broadcasting.
"Imus is on 1,040 hours a week and yet they have virtually no black show hosts. That is true for other networks as well," Jackson said. "We must raise the ethical standard for all of them."
At the Rutgers campus in New Brunswick, N.J., about 300 students and faculty rallied earlier in the day to cheer for their team, which lost in the national championship game, and add their voices to the crescendo of calls for Imus' ouster. One of the speakers was Chidimma Acholonu, president of the campus chapter of the NAACP.
"This is not a battle against one man. This is a battle against a way of thought," she said. "Don Imus does not understand the power of his words, so it is our responsibility to remind him."
___
Associated Press writers David Bauder, Samantha Gross and Seth Sutel in New York and Rebecca Santana in New Brunswick, N.J., contributed to this report.
(A previous version of this story had the word 'are' in a quote from Rutgers' basketball coach. It should have been 'were.')

Imitation is the best form of flattery

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It's been said that "Imitation is the best form of flattery. This song was remade because those days when a woman was classy, is still high in demand. There is a time and place for everything.

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2007-04-10T11:54:00.000-07:00

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5. Real men eat Fish
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7. Real men Fart
8.When the little lady says no and means yes!
9. How to relieve the little ladies headache S.E.X

10. The last of the real good men!

Your Wife's Inner Child... Review

2007-04-02T19:49:00.000-07:00

Humoring your little ladies Inner Child!

The do and don'ts of the inner child

In summary you have to take note that a woman becomes bored easily and this has her reverting back to the emotional explosion of loniness. How do we keepthe little lady Happy and feed the inner child. Take note that she is not crazy, but in great demand of attention. Remember to compliment and appreciate the little lady. By popular demand I was asked to repost the " inner child" for those of you who missed this lesson or those who wanted a review here goes.... and P.S. Thanks for the tons of email... In favor of men... "the King of the Castle"

The little Lady never grows up, controlling the inner child.

It's not that I'm unfeeling and a inconsiderate emotional pig, I understand the modern day womens plight to come to terms with her inner child. Her mind has been filled with songs of path to freedom, serenity and a false empowerment. I understand why divorce is on the rise, with this sense of equality, when in fact males just as females have a role to play. Do you find your wife straying, is her inner child in need of healing, is she beginning to believeshe has suffered undo stress and is seeking change?How can we Help the little lady to be more secure in her role as mother and housewife. First thing you must do is find out if you are dealing with the wild lioness in her that needs to be tamed or do you have the scared kitten on your hands. Some of you really have your hands full as you have a little lady with multiple personalities, the sybil trait. This is a quite complicated little lady to deal with. Following are our best guidelines below will help you to heal the wounds in your little lady.

1) Keep a close eye on who she makes as friends, scan through her person things, make sure she is not filled with ideas of grandeur. This is very important as she is very child like and easily swayed by those women who wear the pants in their family. Stop unwanted friendships quickly

.2)Understand that the little lady will go through altering changes in behavior, its expected. The female is a emotional mes and can be filled with a mixture of emotion, she needs to know you appreciate the little things she does for you......very little but still the same we have to let know we appreciate it.

3)The little lady disease is her emotions, it scrambled her brains, and causes hard to heal wounds,remember the little lady is dependent on you and as she tries to reach out, she finds herself trying to join the ranks of her world sisters.

4) She has listened to one to many talk shows of emotional abandonment, then now is the time to maybe take her to dinner, McDonalds, or Burger king, don't let her talk ya into those high prices restaurants. Food is food it all comes out the same, she wants atmosphere eat it in the outdoor tables.

5) The little lady is like a "fairytale, she needs to be rescued.Say to yourself, I am the knight in shining armor, I will rescue the little lady. When she repeatedly says no to your attention, that her to calm down and just give in, she knows wants it

.6) Compassion is a useless emotion do not allow her to set a trap and hold you to fake tears. The litte lady is great at creating a sense of guilt.

7) It is important to know, and maybe the most important rule in this chapter is that the little lady is the master of manipulation. She will expect to be coddled when she is supposedly ill, which is just one warning sign she is looking for attention. "Women don't get sick" they are made to handle everything. If you start giving in and helping with chores, she will become lazy and in efficient in the household chores. Even worse she will start to expect it.Conclusion: The inner child in your little lady can be quite complicated, so my advice is if she fails to adapt to her necessary role and is weakened by outside invasion, so called friends. You may have to isolate, Isolation will break down the barriers. If she drives take away her car keys and if she don't my advice is to keep it that way.

Cock a doodle do

2007-03-28T06:32:00.000-07:00

Barnyard Lessons for Ruling the Roost

2007-03-28T06:17:00.000-07:00

Rule Number 1 You can have many hens but you only need one cock.

Rule Number 2 It's as easy buying a horse she needs good teeth and

a strong back.

Rule Number 3 Sturdy legs are a must, nice ankles a plus.

Dating Logic

2007-03-27T07:39:00.000-07:00

Use a little logic when dating this reverts back to a earlier rule.There are women you marry and women you don't.

Using a little Dating Logic

2007-03-27T07:01:00.001-07:00

If you want be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife, that doesn't mean to go find yourself a stupid drunk redneck woman.

The two wheeler of the future

2007-03-26T21:12:00.000-07:00

Cost effective and energy efficient.

Ten reasons to buy her a bicycle instead of a car.
1. She never has to put gas in it.
2. If she wrecks, less expensive for repairs.
3. Don't have to check for oil, we know they never do.
4.Can't put panty hose on while pedaling.
5. cell phone.....lets just not go there.
8. NO rear view mirror for putting on make up in traffic.
9.Don't have to worry about parking
10. It's the convertible she always wanted.

women drivers

2007-03-26T21:10:00.001-07:00

I Rest My Case!Save yourself some grief keep her to two wheels.
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Be Smart Buy A Bicycle

2007-03-26T20:30:00.001-07:00

A bicycle keeps the little lady in shape and cardiovascular fit.
One of the many reasons women shouldn't drive.

The Driveway wasn't wide enough for her?

2007-03-26T20:24:00.001-07:00

When a picture is worth a thousand words.

Law of the Land

2007-03-26T18:00:00.000-07:00

When the king of the castle is not home
you do as your mothers says but when
I am home I rule....

In my house I am the Law!

Law's that were made over a 100 yrs ago and are still on the books, men have been making laws to both protect men and women since the beginning of our great country. Our country was founded on the premises that we could pray, raise a family and live the "American Dream." There have been many changes over the years and these laws that you find below are actual laws that were made 100 years ago and still on the books today. It has been the law of the land that woman provide for her man in her best sensual housekeeping skills possible and man respect woman. It's a 50 - 50 partnership. We go from our mothers into the hands of our wife, your damn straight I expect her to take care of me like my mother did. I am still a little boy at heart and I love when she dotes over me and treats me like the little boy that I am....

1. There is a law on state books forbidding the little lady from getting her hair cut without her husbands permission.

2.If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

3.A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

4.In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, or holding you
in his arms
.
5.A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. 6.A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces

7.Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

8.In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

9.A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have
sex on city streets.

10.A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should
be called master, not mister, when addressed by their
female counterparts.

11.An excerpt form brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No
female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within
this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers
or unless she be armed with a club".

If this isn't enough read on!

The following important amendment however is to be
considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not
apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding
200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous,
unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to
the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair
without her husband's permission.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans
couples from having sex while standing inside a store's
walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing
a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only
-- called a corset inspector.)

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your
spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation
are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however
is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the
missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.

In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....

Florida

It is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Saratoga, it is illegal to sing while wearing a
bathing suit...

Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway...

In Eureka, men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women...

California

In L.A. a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap,
as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him
permission to use a wider strap.....

It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license....

Michigan

A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs
to her husband....

Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month...

Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the
streets of Little Rock may result in a 30 day jail term....

Utah
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by
his wife while she is in his presence...

Baltimore

In Halethrope, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second...

It is illegal to mistreat oysters....

In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter
how dirty they get....

New York

In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at
a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse
blinders...

Tennessee

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish...

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date...

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself;
"a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red
flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists"....

Colorado

In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while
she is asleep....

Rhode Island

In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste ands toothbrush
to the same customer on a Sunday....

In Neewport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset....

Oklahoma

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state...

In Tulsa, kisses lasing more than three minutes are forbidden...

Massachusetts

In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping
in the nude in rented rooms...

In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been
ordered by a physician to do so....

Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce

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A man has to do what a man has to do! It's those

little unselfish things we do to make the little lady happy.

~

Rule number one to keep the little lady happy,
you should eat out at least once a week, more
often if possible.

"taste like chicken......"

Is this the notorious lovely red?
You know you want me babe!

You found the perfect little lady how do u keep her happy!

How to keep the Perfect marriage.

1. How do we say I S O L A T I O N . nothing is worse then nosey neighbors, if I wanted a neighbor I would have stayed in the city.

2. Eat out as much as possible... no explanation here, if I have to explain are you
in trouble.

3. When your anniversary comes suggest taking her out, I'll set up the grill on the back porch you cook.

4.Take her shopping, but make sure you hold on to her so she doesn't spend money and never let shop alone, and when it comes to shopping channels they
have parental block. Just block those channels out. No Credit cards, Credits weren't meant for necessities, man stuff, car parts, supplies and tools things ya can't do without.

6. Spoil her now and then give her the little luxuries in life, electric coffee maker, electric mircowave, electric chair.

7.When shopping for jackets consider a straight jacket.....baby the latest in hot fashion great for shopping, keeps her hands where you want them.

8. The largest gas hog vehicle you can buy will show her you love her and limit the distance she can travel with the cost of gas..I am sorry babe it's not in the budget.

9. Treat her to beauty care now and then, try those mud facials, unfortunately she has to wash it off.

10.During pms time make everyone happy use plastic knives.

And most important just do as I save because

I am your husband
and
I am the king of this castle.

March is National Get Over it Month

2007-03-22T07:12:00.000-07:00

Man damned if he does or damned if he don't. When the little lady says how do I look, it's best to lie. It is really hard to understand the motive of the question am I fat? Damn are you fat, that just doesn't go over well, to make the little lady happy just say un hun.. In a successful marriage a man knows just what questions not to answer and just what gifts to buy and not to buy.

Here we are going to review a few do and don't s.

Let's review gift giving, holidays and birthdays are really important. The purchase of a scale as a gift doesn't go over, falls in the do not not category
on the other hand buying lingerie the wrong size could cause big trouble.
Women like romance, if your manly like me you find this romance nonsense
to be a waste of time. Keeping the little happy is important, you need to pick flowers along the road side, suggest a cozy dinner out back don't spoil her with costly items or every year you'll have to compete with the last.

Here is a list of not to buy gifts.

1 Diet book even is she is a load
2 Clothes 2 sizes to small, dreaming is not going to make it reality
3 diet pills we can only wish
4 This one is questionable sex toys, might have to work this one in slowly.literally
5 Cookbook , even if her food sucks, I suggest staying away from this.
6 household appliances are a big turn off as a gift, gifts should be un necessity in nature, suitable alternatives would be flowers, candles , lingerie,

Gifts to buy

7 Now there are gifts to get her that work both ways, you could get the shot gun you always wanted.
8. Fishing rod so that u can have bonding time catching that bass.
9.Any sporting equipment will work and get her Burtha butt of the couch
10. A big screen tv or a play station might be cool
11. Of course inexpensive works, take her dumpster diving, this can always be a real thrill you never know what they might be finding away.
12 Remember spoiling the little lady can be expensive process that will find you
searching for the next " jones gift" Do Not Fall INTO ThIS Trap

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Gender, sexual orientation, skin color and ethnicity are accidents at birth, not an entitlement for lifelong victimhood.
— The PIG Doctrin

Sexual Harassment

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If the feminist bitch has her way it will be illegal to dream and fantasize. They already have laws in effect that make it illegal to look. Stand up for yourself and write your congress.. before its illegal to have a little boy crush on the teacher.

How Sexual Harassment Laws Make Every Man In America A Criminal.If your interested in battling feminist dyke's who couldn't get a man if they wanted to, review this article. Well last time I looked we were still in a free country and I could look at any bitch I wanted. Until they retract " freedom of speech," I am going to tell it like is , I am the voice of man. If I wanted my secretary to look like a man I would have hired a man, I have a dress code for one reason and that is to get a glimpse of that fine ass every now and then.
My inspirational bitch needs to be both professional and hot.

http://www.pigazette.com/gendercrats_sexistlaws.html

This is a Man's World

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When he is happy, I'm happy!

Rodney Dangerfield was well known for his comedy " In I don't get no respect" The reality of a joke is that most if not all of it has a seed of truth.

As the 1960's were quickly approaching so was mainstream rebellion. This was a time of transition and not always for the good. Though I agree that some change is necessary, I stand
by the motto " you can't fix what's not broke. " With this open era where anything goes, so has gone self respect and respect for others. Some say the good old days weren't so good, when children were seen and not heard. I disagree the good old days tradition and good old- fashion manners were the highest form of flattery that taught respect. This included a woman fulfilling
her role as a upstanding part of the community and as homemaker. Our cultures are eroding and common courtesy is becoming a rarity.

This anything goes era is breeding wenches who have little respect for themselves or their man.
Respect for the man as the bread winner and for the woman for her place in the home. This Is what I call balance. A man shouldn't have to prove himself as man he is " man " and deserves
to be treated with the utmost respect. "Paulism" helping man to gain his rightful place as head the of he household. This is a man's World.........

Women can't live with them, Can't live without them.

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What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

A special thank you goes out to a Paulism fan for submitting this to the Paulism Blog If you have a bit of factual information on women, a joke that rings to true. Email your funs bits of info to Paulism_awards@yahoo.com

Keep him home , Keep him happy!

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Bend Over bitch, Daddies home!

Biggest cause of Divorce man being controlled by the "power of the pussy." "If a man can't get sex when he wants it no point in being married." A woman wants to keep her man around for the 25th wedding Anniversary better start giving it up. Any man who tells you there is more to
a relationship then sex has got to be having gender issues.
What can you do to insure your man stays" home and happy" you can explore various fetishes. One of viewers Mark said that there was a lot of play acting going on in the 50's. Ok men its your turn to speak up, how many of you men hate the feel of your bitches thighs dipped in silk stockings rubbing up against your cheek? How many of you men would say damn girl get that hot hot sexy costume off it shows your tits to much, the cleavage is a turn off?

Fantasy and fetishes were a sexual turn on in the 1950's as well as today. It's all
about power playing, that's what makes sexual role playing very exciting. I don't get it at home I guarantee I am gonna get it some place else.The more honest you are about your sexual desires, the more fulfilling your sexual experience will be. A woman who is good in the bed as well as the household chores will improve her overall relationship.

The nurse, the maid and the whore have been number one role playing experiences since the beginning of its conception. Vote for your number one
role playing turn on.

Here Comes the Milkman.....literally!

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A representation of the roads paved with gold. Times have changed, in the 1950's the American dream reached an all time high. It was the white picket fence scenario or the suburbanite vision. House, car, children and wife waiting at the door to greet you with a smile and dinner. The era of 2000 has complicated life, I believe that the majority of men and women at one time or another in their life wanted the white picket fence dream. Unfortunately people fall into the " keeping up with the Jones " It's not that they need more or really want more they are like" cattle " and what happens when you put one cow in front of the other, they all follow.

Speaking with many females, I have found that women secretly desire to be cared for, protected and given a stable foundation in which to raise their children. Are feminist destroying the American dream? The feminist base their actions on belittling men. It is their butch attitude of superiority that complicates life for the average family? Life is about coming together each of us meeting our goals through fulfilling our roles in life. We cannot have two providers and no care givers , we cannot have two caregivers and no provider. There must be, as Mrs. lovely Red has quoted a balance. This unity of working together creates an atmosphere which is conducive to
the average American dream.

Those were the days when -The milkman delivered milk,the woman loved being a woman and the white picket fence was a reality.

Sexism

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One of the Feminist first mistakes was defining sexism
early on as a conflict between men and women.

Sexism is the system of gender roles, those which make men men and women women. A Pioneer woman started off with wearing dresses so could piss in the woods and a man wore the pants so he could piss on the tree. Men wore flat shoes to fit their occupation, women wore high heels for hot, hot looking legs and you guessed it to attract the attention of man.

People are more separated by class then by sexism, upper-class women have been granted many rights and privileges that the majority of men will never get to enjoy. Actually the average man is abused and mistreated and fast becoming a neglected part of society. It is not that men are oppressing women it is that women are rejecting men. The warrior women" amazon ladies" never existed, it was a folk story that the strongest of the little ladies couldn't empower the man. Proved that women were not Equal.

Factual differences

1. The little lady thinks cats are cute little creatures, men hate cats, worthless lazy creatures.

2. The little lady goes into a marriage wanting to change man, A guy goes into the relationship expects forever bliss, rarely to either occur.

3.Men have 50% more brute strength than a the little lady, she has a larger stomach, kidneys, liver, fat cells, thus giving her less breathing capacity then her counter partner man

4.Right hemisphere of the mans brains is better developed, he is more visual, mathematical, more the explorer, more sex oriented. Little ladies on the other hand are more developed in the left hemisphere of the brain, more verbal and I can contest to that" she never shuts her mouth up."She can also be extremely sensitive and emotional.

5. Men go to the bathroom to piss and the little lady she thinks a bathroom is a social lounge, they travel in packs, you never see one women go to the bathroom and if she travels in alone, by the time she is finished she comes out laughing like old friends with a total stranger.

6. Men and women go to a restaurant , the bill is a 35.56 a man will throw a 40.00 on the table to pay the bill, a women will count out 35.56.

7.A man has five items in his bathroom — a razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, a toothbrush, and towel from Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical little lady. bathroom is reported to be as high as 437, the majority of which a guy couldn’t even tell what they are or used for.

8 A little lady believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes the visitors will be impressed by his big screen tv.

9. A little lady gets lost and ask directions while driving, the man never gets lost while driving even if he circles the area for the last thirty minutes, he is know he is close.

10. Little ladies love a bath, bubbles and all, men shower.

Conclusion the difference in men and women is not sexism it's biological.

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If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

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.Exceptions To Every Rule

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"You don't love a woman because she's beautiful;
she is beautiful because you love her."

- quote from a man with a double dog ugly wife.

What to do when household skills outweigh physical attractiveness.

Rule 1 that is why burlap bags were created

Rule 2 Keep the lights off at all cost
Rule 3 A case of beer does wonders.
Rule 4 she might get better with age,
then again she might get worse.
Rule 5 and most important of all the
rules, her housekeeping skills must outweigh
her ugliness to make, 1 through
4 viable options

Carol Russell... an Impressive Paulism Candidate

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We have to accept that there are some social changes in the world today. The rice patty fields are now transformed into manufacturing, secretarial , sports and a gamut of needed to be filled positions. It was the norm back in the day for the woman to go out into the field drop her baby and within the hour, ax in hand split wood for the fire. The 2000 era brings many changes, but one thing is possible the women can still drop the baby and bring a little extra cash to the household. Carol Russell of the Nebraska-Kearney women’s basketball team gave birth to her first child and within 5 hours was back on the bench coaching the team. Weak and out of energy she stayed for the whole game coaching to the very end. Wow! am I impressed, this is physical proof that Paulism is alive and well and that pioneer stock still survives.
Sings......... she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget your a man.
If you would like to nominate a little lady, who you think can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan........ please submit your nomination to paulism_award@yahoo.com

Spank Me Baby...

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I want to give thanks to one of my loyal readers for taking the time to send this..... the ranks are growing.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping!
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50 . not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:!

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Gender differences

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Clearing up a misnomer, I am not here to say that man is superior to woman, though sarcasm has been used to make a statement. This post is about gender, man is man and woman is woman and I
repeat" if a woman dresses like a man and acts like a man, when she goes to take a piss, she still sits down". I repeat there are certain biological differences as well as differences throughout society that are expected of both man and woman. This even goes as far as cultural expectations.
No matter how we look at it man and woman are different, there can never realistically be the equality she expects. I do appreciate the contribution that women have made to society, so goes the quote "behind every good man is a good woman."

Lets state a few known facts -director of the Virginia Institute of Psychiatric and Behavioral Genetics a Virginia Commonwealth University, Kenneth S. Kendler, M.D. presides over" the best natural experiment that God has given us to study gender differences" thousands of opposite sex twins. He finds a significant difference between man and women in their response to low levels of adversity. He says" women have the capacity to be precipitated into depressive episodes at lower levels of stress.
Adding injury to insult, women's bodies respond to stress differently, then do men's They pour out higher levels of stress hormones and fail to shut off production readily. The female sex hormone progesterone blocks the normal ability of the stress hormone system to turn itself off. Sustained exposure to stress hormones, kills brain cells , especially brain cells in the hippo campus, which is crucial to memory.

Marianne J legato MD We've practiced medicine as though woman's breast uterus and ovaries made her unique and though her heart and brain and every part of her body were identical to those of man. W e are pushing in promoting gender difference. " women are different"

This is not superiority or inferiority it is quote about the differences in genders. Well said
Mariane J legato MD!!

Cliff Richard - Devil Woman www.everythingisapound.co.uk

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Some "little ladies" are more difficult to train, not impossible but are prepared to attack, yowwwww watch those finger nails. The earlier you can land one of these women the better off you'll be. As they get older those "Devil women" tend to get a bit cocky. Harder to teach a "old Dog new tricks" but not impossible, she is able to be broken, just have a little faith.

She is Just A Devil Woman........

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Ive had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
So I came into you sweet lady
Answering your mystical call
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future,the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew itwas a spell she cast

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind

Give me the ring on your finger
Let me see the lines on your hand
I can see me a tall dark stranger
Giving you what you hadnt planned
I drank the potion she offered me
I found myself on the floor
Then I looked into those big green eyes
And I wondered what Id come there for

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you from behind

If youre out on a moonlit night
Be careful of them neighbourhood strays
Of a lady with long black hair
Tryin to win you with her feminine ways
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future,the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
Youd better get out of there fast

Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you
Shes just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
Shes gonna get you...

Reinforcing postive housekeeping skills.

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If positive reinforcement becomes necessarily,remember it is always easier to prevent problems then to have to come up with with a new solution to a mountain of confusion.It is proven that the little ladies brain is smaller but in the area of emotions is one huge mess.What has caused this evolutionary issue? Modern day appliances have given the little lady way to much times on her hands. She no longer has to chip ice for the ice box, nor heat water for the bath or gather wood for the fire. We have in turn spoiled the "little lady" and now we pay the price. What can we do to to correct the problems? First we have give her more work to do,this idle behavior is making lazy, fat women. Get her out there cleaning the chicken coop. We are responsible for some of the issues , we did complicate it more with running water, so much for beating those jeans on the rocks and hanging the clothes to dry. Yep "women "have to much time on their hands"... have another bon bon girls.

How to handle your wife's inner child

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The little Lady never grows up,
controlling the inner child.

How can we Help the little lady to be more secure in her role as mother and housewife. First thing you must do is find out if you are dealing with the wild lioness in her that needs to be tamed or do you have the scared kitten on your hands. Some of you really have your hands full as you have a little lady with multiple personalities, the sybil trait. This is a quite complicated little lady to deal with. Following are our best guidelines below will help you to heal the wounds in your little lady.

1) Keep a close eye on who she makes as friends, scan through her person things, make sure she is not filled with ideas of grandeur. This is very important as she is very child like and easily swayed by those women who wear the pants in their family. Stop unwanted friendships quickly.
2)Understand that the little lady will go through altering changes in behavior, its expected. The female is a emotional mes and can be filled with a mixture of emotion, she needs to know you appreciate the little things she does for you......very little but still the same we have to let know we appreciate it.
3)The little lady disease is her emotions, it scrambled her brains, and causes hard to heal wounds,remember the little lady is dependent on you and as she tries to reach out, she finds herself trying to join the ranks of her world sisters.
4) She has listened to one to many talk shows of emotional abandonment, then now is the time to maybe take her to dinner, McDonalds, or Burger king, don't let her talk ya into those high prices restaurants. Food is food it all comes out the same, she wants atmosphere eat it in the outdoor tables.
5) The little lady is like a "fairytale, she needs to be rescued.Say to yourself, I am the knight in shining armor, I will rescue the little lady. When she repeatedly says no to your attention, that her to calm down and just give in, she knows wants it.
6) Compassion is a useless emotion do not allow her to set a trap and hold you to fake tears. The litte lady is great at creating a sense of guilt.
7) It is important to know, and maybe the most important rule in this chapter is that the little lady is the master of manipulation. She will expect to be coddled when she is supposedly ill, which is just one warning sign she is looking for attention. "Women don't get sick" they are made to handle everything. If you start giving in and helping with chores, she will become lazy and in efficient in the household chores. Even worse she will start to expect it.

Conclusion: The inner child in your little lady can be quite complicated, so my advice is if she fails to adapt to her necessary role and is weakened by outside invasion, so called friends. You may have to isolate, Isolation will break down the barriers. If she drives take away her car keys and if she don't my advice is to keep it that way.

Keep her home keep Her Happy!

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A picture says a thousand words, Your God damn right!
Woman has her place and the sooner she accepts it,
the better off the world will be.

Caught up in the revolutionary change, two people working in a household and two out of five mothers return to work by the time their child turns one and nearly 70 per cent are working at least part time by the time their children turn five.Most parents think they are doing a good job of balancing work and family commitments, the study says. But when asked what hours they would prefer to work - even taking into account the effect on their income - "a substantial number of parents indicated they would like to work fewer hours than they do now". 90%percent of the wifes, thinks life evolves around them because the got the almighty Pus*y.

This trend of children being raised by television sets, eating fast foods seven days a week is creating obesity in children and those less able to function in a group setting. Chores going undone, home cooked dinners a thing of past and can you believe it the women want us men to share in house hold responsibilities.

How do you budget, first the little lady needs no spend money, and damn if she needs to drive,
eliminate the outreach programs and you contain the spending. If you put your mind to it You can have a successful marriage, here you will find a few rules that might help you to succeed, in
your your little ladies ass happy.

Rule 1) Marriage and household responsibilities, The Lord made women to fulfill certain duties, pleasing her man, with a well kept house, Man doesn't get married to have to do his own laundry and cook his own meals., household skills are not only expected to be carried out but to be done in while she dressed appropriately and in a pleasant demeanor.
A. I am the king of this castle.. and I shall sit at the head of the table and be served first.
B. I don't come home from work to hear crying babies, get a grip take care of it.
C. You expect me to work and then come home and do house chores, this isn't how God Planned it, get Real.
D. the only reason women seek employment is to have affair.
E. Have slippers and paper waiting in arms at the door when he arrives home from work.
F. You don't have to check in when you'll be home for Christ sake she is your wife not your mother, when you roll your ass home you'll roll your ass home. Be happy I'm home.

Rules she must review.
Man has a roving eye, he is allowed to look this does not in any reflect on the little lady, quit your whining and accept it.
You want a "cheat-proof" your marriage, quit using the power of puss* and do what God planned for you do, bend over.
If all else fails we have "bare foot and pregnant" this will keep her brain so mushed she can't think, the more the merrier.
Communicate tell here where to get off when starts begging to go out. take her out for a once a month grocery shopping day, but beware of bag boys who volunteer to take her groceries in hope of copping a feel. Trip is punk ass.
The truth is women are "emotionally screwed up"... how to know if your little lady is joining the ranks she begs to work because she need to socialize get real girls, have another bon bon.
Women do many things to annoy men and it kills intimacy.
She needs reminded what a great guy your are. Make sure she can recognize myths screw a marriage there is right and wrong... That is God D**** right!
Be realistic and don't have to many damn expectations.
Facts marriage is like peanut butter ya gotta have something to hold it together, create a
stir add a little fear factor that will straighten her ass right out.
Is your little lady to demanding, get her a sex toy, and toss out the computer.
Isolation is the key to success, what the little lady don't know wont hurt her.

Congratulations you just completed another Chapter on a Successful Marriage, Good luck if all else fails, you can tie her ass up in the basement.

Sex

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A satisfying sex life can foster good emotional health, which in turn can promote good physical health,” says Julia Heiman, Ph.D., director of The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction at Indiana University. Moreover, sex itself may have direct health benefits. For example, orgasm or any loving touch may cause the body to release substances that ease pain, bolster immunity, or elevate mood long after the immediate pleasure passes.

Well there you have it, you wanted facts from Dear Julia her self is giving ya facts... are you tired of being controlled by pu**y. Ah babe not to night, I have a headache, I am so tired, it's that time of the month Aunt flo is coming to visit. If it's up to the little lady she'll find a hundred excuses on why you can't get sex when you want. Back to an earlier rule " If I can't get sex when I want it, no point in being married."

Now there are crucial rules for a quality sex life... what are the woman requirements...

Rule 1) be ready any time , any place, it's called " Duty Sex" You are required by that contract you signed, to put out when the man needs to take care of that well known sex drive। Tis is rule number one" If you don't get sex when you want it, no point in being married." We reference to this rule through out the post.

Rule 2) For a long lasting relationship, you must be able to keep it fresh and exciting, fantasy only goes so far. It's not up to "man" to play that game of romance, you want the damn candles go on and light them, but don't expect me do that bubble bath deal.Now if ya wana invite your girlfriend into bed with us, thats another story, but I only have one burlap sack and her ass can't be fatter then my arms are wide. Don't go screaming someone else's name out in the sex act.

Rule 3) Communication is the key to a healthy and active sex life in a marital relationship, so talk with one another more! I love when you talk dirty to me baby, because if I can't hear ya" its like having sex with a deaf, mute."

Rule 4)Share with one another your sexual desires. I want ya now, bend over. It is quote a "mans world" This is where training comes into play, if you don't train her right from the first...you might be in for real trouble, if she talks with to many outsiders they might fill her head with nonsense.. like saying no to sex, the little lady does not say no to her man.

Rule 5)Talk with one another about your expectations concerning lovemaking. False or unmet expectations can hurt your marriage. I bought ya flowers 5 yrs ago and what ya want flowers every 5 yrs., get real.. ya start spoiling a woman to often, she starts to expect , keep her unspoiled and keep her wanting. " lesson number 5 you reap what you sow"

Rule 6)Sexual intimacy is a continuing process of discovery. Still discovering, what! ya expect me to draw a diagram. What is left to discover, you are the female in this relationship your job is to please. Key note Intimacy does not mean sharing your little lady with the world

Rule 7)Sex in a long lasting relationship can deepen and become a richer experience. No matter how many times you have made love to each other, the wonder and awe of mutual attraction can still be there. My God I looked at the mother in law, I didn't expect ya ta get so damn ugly This is where it is important to keep a burlap sack by the bedside, dark room helps. This is a tough one if only we had a crystal ball we could how ugly her fat ass was gonna be.

Rule 8)When life becomes busy, and schedules are hectic, plan for sexual encounters with one another. Make pleasing your man priority, he works hard to provide and shouldn't have to beg for sex. He says now you say how high. Variety is the spice of life, it don't matter what room your in I say please your man. Important to remember you are here to please your man, this is not a equal opportunity employer

Rule 9)Try to set the mood in advance if your nagged and bitching and looking like a hog, that is not quite sexually inviting, setting the mood means getting those little frillies out from the bottom of the drawer and putting them on your body , sexy stockings were meant to... , that is another chapter.. If you keep eating those bon bons girl, thongs are going to be out.. Growing that ass wasn't part of the mood setting plan. Important to remember that if she is hitting the 300 lb scale best be on top...you go girl, have another bon bon.

Rule 10)If you want to have good sex at night, start the foreplay in the morning and get your" ass in the kitchen where you belong, if you ain't meeting at the door to kiss goodbye in the morning and die at work, ya gonna feel awfully guilty. So prepare in the morning before the man wakes he doesn't want to look at dog face, that's no turn on. This is a easy rule to remember man was made for women get your ass up at least 2 hours before your man to prepare

Rule 11)Let your man know you care and are thinking about your man throughout the day by notes, e-mails, phone calls, hugs, etc. I not only expect you to be home waiting for me, I expected you to be worried about my well being, phone sex works.

Rule 12) The purpose of woman was to please man don't fight it unless fighting is a part of foreplay oh baby I love when ya tie ...ewww what ya do me. You know those headaches she
complains about she needs more sex, don't let her tell ya other wise,it's in the bible woman was made from man to please man. Now girl get your ass in gear and please me. Lesson to remember variety is the spice of life

Tips:

Being grouchy and a total bitch is not a turn on. Not pleasing him ignoring your man hurts your chances of having a positive lovemaking experience that evening. Keep Your mouth shut, I don't want to hear the whining, just make sure my dinner is on the table and your ass is looking good.
Remember that sex isn't going to be perfect each time. Don't compare your sex life to the ones you see in movies or on television. Here we go again, ya watch all those life time channels , all the movies about sex and killing. Sometimes its not about your satisfaction, it's about your mans, and sometimes all he needs is a Quickie, so quit with your over expectations of romance bullshit. Ya know I love ya girl ..
Recognize that abstinence now and then can be beneficial to your relationship and cause you to lust more. Ya know I need man time, us men have take care of that male bonding issue, Golf outing , hunting , vacation, your man needs his time. Your strong girl you can take are of the homestead till I'm back........ revert back to a earlier rule. A little phone sex will fix what ills ya.

What You Need and Don't:

1) man don't need to bathe everyday, because its a manly thing to smell rough.

2) On the other hand woman she needs to bathe because rotten fish just ain't right.

3) Silk sheets don't work, because try to wipe off on them is a bad deal, damn cotton sheets are good enough, revert back to earlier don't go trying to spoiler her,she will start expecting it.
flower petals, bubble bath is for fags. Be a man, just have bend over.

4)Lets review, that little marriage contract says" your ass is mine" do not be flaunting that ass to strangers. I own you!

Chauvinism

2007-03-09T08:40:00.000-08:00

Oink.... I'm speaking my mind.. have another bon bon girls!

I didn't expect to post this soon but I have been referred to as being a chauvinist P..

The word does not require a judgment that the chauvinist is right or wrong in his opinion, only that he is blind and unreasoning in coming to it, ignoring any facts which might temper his fervor. In modern use, however, it is often used pejoratively to imply that the chauvinist is both unreasoning and wrong.

Leave it to a woman to go and stir up trouble with a system that was already working. Based on facts look how they are screwing up the congress. If you don't do as I say we're taking away funding so there........oh be serious, but men are blind ignorant and one sided give me a break.

Male chauvinism

Male chauvinism is a term used to describe the belief that males are superior to females. The word "chauvinist" was originally used to describe one who has a fanatical loyalty in one's country. The word was later applied by the "women's liberation movement" in the 1960s and used to describe men who believe women are inferior, speak to them as inferiors, or treat them negatively based solely upon their gender. The slur "chauvinist pig" has been reclaimed by some men as a jocular personal rebuttal or tolerance of such accusations.

Let me straignten the record I don't think we are superior to women, I know it.

Female chauvinism

Female chauvinism can refer to two things. It can be the belief that females are superior to males. It can also refer to women who replicate male chauvinism and sexist stereotypes.

According to misandry researchers Nathanson and Young, modern feminist theory has chauvinistic elements. Nathanson and Young claim that some feminists assert that women are innately different from men and superior to men and that knowledge created by women is superior to that created by men.^[1]

So called "women's ways of knowing" which are said to rely on subjective intuition and emotional connection are considered superior to so-called "men's ways of knowing" which are said to be based upon objective evidence and reasonable contemplation.^[2] Nathan and Young say, "in one way or another, feminist espistemologies are radically subjective. They refer to 'women's ways of knowing' as distinct and opposed to those of men."^{[citation needed]}

^{Go ahead women you go on thinking you don't need us men, see how far that gets ya. Oh yeah}

^{don't go looking at them the wrong way next thing those women will be complaining sexual harassment, well last I looked the Lord gave us two eyes to look with and women to look at and this is Democracy, will have to many rules on the book. If you don't want us looking dress like Hillary Clinton , she covers so much even the hubby isn't looking.}

^{For those who want reference-}

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_chauvinism

Rules for Mating

2007-03-09T06:18:00.000-08:00

The family who prays together stays together,
she not only looked good but cooked a damn good meal,
while she was doing it.

Did ya ever wonder who the “ they people” are, or what book men were reading when making the rules for marriage and life. “The Book, the bible to good living. “ Well we are starting with

Chapter one - Choosing your mate.

The first set of rules, after you have sowed your wild oats, is selecting your future mate,she must have a face that you are willing to wake up to for the rest of your life, now this means in a facetious kind of way that we men are visual or superficial at best. There is our animal instinct which says what kind of woman could I mate with. Little explanation is needed here but if she has a dog face, that means your going to have dog kids. Now do ya one be the provider for dog kids. Ya will never get'em married off and then who's gonna feed all those faces.

Which leads to the next rule” there are women you marry and women you don’t.. Now
this leads us to exactly what is the marrying type? Now we can’t speak for all men, but there is still a trend that knows the old school ways were right, they got us this far and they're just as good today as they were when God passed them down to us.

1] She must be able to make good coffee, this needs little explanation, the little lady should be well prepared, and versed in kitchen etiquette. It is her responsibility to run a household be up before man have breakfast on the table, his clothes and a towel should be chosen and set aside so as he don't have ta fumble for them.

2) Though women’s lib promotes equality we know well enough that a woman’s place is in the home.Since the beginning of time she had been the caretaker and no reason to make changes in a rule that works unless of course she wears the pants in the family and you want to inflate her ego or your just a wussy and ya failed lesson 101 " training the little lady."

3) Sex, It is her duty to give sex to the man whenever he wants it, of course this is because of the biblical story woman was made from man to please man. Rule 3 keep him home, keep him happy. "Now if man don't get sex when he wants it, no point in being married."

4)There is no partnership in marriage, the license is proof of ownership. There is no renewal or cancellation agreement. Ya pay for the license she yours.

5) If women just did what they’re told, there wouldn’t be any problems, its hard for men to fit into this era of equality, they know damn straight a women isn’t as smart them, it's been scientifically proven. Men have larger brains, proof is in the pudding http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=99455&page=2

6) Opposites attract, because it doesn’t matter what she likes, she is gonna do what ya say because "I’m the man." These are just a few of the rules for good livin as we will touch on whats good for the” goose is not good for the gander” we are made different for a reason and “women are the root of all evil” which leads to the barefoot and pregnant stereo type, If she just did what I told her to there wouldn’t be any trouble.“get your ass in the kitchen where you belong” don' t allow her ta fall in to bad habits, sometimes ya gotta verbally put her in her place. Women tend to get lazy, ya gotta put for forth a little man strength, snap her back into her God given place, pleasing her man.

7) Compatibility after you have viewed the top six rules you must seriously look at the prospective mother in law. This is a glimpse of your future, she is fat, ugly, lazy, a controlling bitch. Then I don't care how good she is on rule number three dump her crazy ass while ya can still get away.

We will expand on each topic in further post and explore good living the way the Lord Intended it.

How to choose your mate wisely.

2007-03-09T05:45:00.000-08:00

I created this blog in my attempts to correct the misnomers of living and loving. We are here to educate and set the record straight. We have given the power to women way to long, all this equality bull nonsense. The further back in history we travel the more we see where " the little ladies" place is. The world is in such a troubled place, who's fault is that, you've got it " woman" she is the root of all evil. Life was so perfect when she just did what she was supposed to. There are rules in life that need to be met if men were to lactate, then they would be home carrying for the babies, but as we see "woman" was created to please man and care for the youngin's. Her sole rule in life is to please man. We are going to start at the beginning. Choosing your mate wisely!