Showing posts with label pigazette. Show all posts
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Monday, April 2, 2007

Your Wife's Inner Child... Review

Humoring your little ladies Inner Child!


The do and don'ts of the inner child
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In summary you have to take note that a woman becomes bored easily and this has her reverting back to the emotional explosion of loniness. How do we keepthe little lady Happy and feed the inner child. Take note that she is not crazy, but in great demand of attention. Remember to compliment and appreciate the little lady. By popular demand I was asked to repost the " inner child" for those of you who missed this lesson or those who wanted a review here goes.... and P.S. Thanks for the tons of email... In favor of men... "the King of the Castle"


The little Lady never grows up, controlling the inner child.

It's not that I'm unfeeling and a inconsiderate emotional pig, I understand the modern day womens plight to come to terms with her inner child. Her mind has been filled with songs of path to freedom, serenity and a false empowerment. I understand why divorce is on the rise, with this sense of equality, when in fact males just as females have a role to play. Do you find your wife straying, is her inner child in need of healing, is she beginning to believeshe has suffered undo stress and is seeking change?How can we Help the little lady to be more secure in her role as mother and housewife. First thing you must do is find out if you are dealing with the wild lioness in her that needs to be tamed or do you have the scared kitten on your hands. Some of you really have your hands full as you have a little lady with multiple personalities, the sybil trait. This is a quite complicated little lady to deal with. Following are our best guidelines below will help you to heal the wounds in your little lady.




1) Keep a close eye on who she makes as friends, scan through her person things, make sure she is not filled with ideas of grandeur. This is very important as she is very child like and easily swayed by those women who wear the pants in their family. Stop unwanted friendships quickly


.2)Understand that the little lady will go through altering changes in behavior, its expected. The female is a emotional mes and can be filled with a mixture of emotion, she needs to know you appreciate the little things she does for you......very little but still the same we have to let know we appreciate it.


3)The little lady disease is her emotions, it scrambled her brains, and causes hard to heal wounds,remember the little lady is dependent on you and as she tries to reach out, she finds herself trying to join the ranks of her world sisters.


4) She has listened to one to many talk shows of emotional abandonment, then now is the time to maybe take her to dinner, McDonalds, or Burger king, don't let her talk ya into those high prices restaurants. Food is food it all comes out the same, she wants atmosphere eat it in the outdoor tables.


5) The little lady is like a "fairytale, she needs to be rescued.Say to yourself, I am the knight in shining armor, I will rescue the little lady. When she repeatedly says no to your attention, that her to calm down and just give in, she knows wants it


.6) Compassion is a useless emotion do not allow her to set a trap and hold you to fake tears. The litte lady is great at creating a sense of guilt.


7) It is important to know, and maybe the most important rule in this chapter is that the little lady is the master of manipulation. She will expect to be coddled when she is supposedly ill, which is just one warning sign she is looking for attention. "Women don't get sick" they are made to handle everything. If you start giving in and helping with chores, she will become lazy and in efficient in the household chores. Even worse she will start to expect it.Conclusion: The inner child in your little lady can be quite complicated, so my advice is if she fails to adapt to her necessary role and is weakened by outside invasion, so called friends. You may have to isolate, Isolation will break down the barriers. If she drives take away her car keys and if she don't my advice is to keep it that way.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Law of the Land


When the king of the castle is not home
you do as your mothers says but when
I am home I rule....


In my house I am the Law!


Law's that were made over a 100 yrs ago and are still on the books, men have been making laws to both protect men and women since the beginning of our great country. Our country was founded on the premises that we could pray, raise a family and live the "American Dream." There have been many changes over the years and these laws that you find below are actual laws that were made 100 years ago and still on the books today. It has been the law of the land that woman provide for her man in her best sensual housekeeping skills possible and man respect woman. It's a 50 - 50 partnership. We go from our mothers into the hands of our wife, your damn straight I expect her to take care of me like my mother did. I am still a little boy at heart and I love when she dotes over me and treats me like the little boy that I am....

1. There is a law on state books forbidding the little lady from getting her hair cut without her husbands permission.

2.If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

3.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

4.
In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, or holding you
in his arms
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5.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. 6.A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces

7.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

8.I
n Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

9.A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have

sex on city streets.

10.A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should
be called master, not mister, when addressed by their
female counterparts.

11.An excerpt form brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No
female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within
this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers
or unless she be armed with a club".


If this isn't enough read on!

The following important amendment however is to be
considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not
apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding
200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous,
unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to
the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair
without her husband's permission.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans
couples from having sex while standing inside a store's
walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing
a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only
-- called a corset inspector.)

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your
spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation
are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however
is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the
missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.

In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....

Florida

It is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Saratoga, it is illegal to sing while wearing a
bathing suit...

Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway...

In Eureka, men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women...

California

In L.A. a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap,
as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him
permission to use a wider strap.....

It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license....

Michigan

A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs
to her husband....

Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month...

Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the
streets of Little Rock may result in a 30 day jail term....

Utah
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by

his wife while she is in his presence...

Baltimore

In Halethrope, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second...

It is illegal to mistreat oysters....

In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter
how dirty they get....

New York

In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at
a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse
blinders...

Tennessee

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish...

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date...

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself;
"a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red
flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists"....

Colorado

In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while
she is asleep....

Rhode Island

In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste ands toothbrush
to the same customer on a Sunday....

In Neewport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset....

Oklahoma

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state...

In Tulsa, kisses lasing more than three minutes are forbidden...

Massachusetts

In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping
in the nude in rented rooms...

In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been
ordered by a physician to do so....

Role Playing

A little truth in Humor