Women..fighting nature!!!

Someone has to do it, if you look at all the creatures of the earth you find that each has a role to fulfil. Birds, dogs, lions, tigers and bears ...oh my! Joking aside I am a 2008 man I realize a man expected to bend a little when it comes to chores. But you have to admit, there are some that were cut out simply for the little lady.
1.Dishes, it keeps her hands soft and smooth, silky for massaging the tired over worked man.
2. Though we might like to barbecue it is woman's place to cook, clean up and pack lunch.
3. I realize there has been a role reversal and some men have chosen to take on the care taking role but this is out of share necessity not necessarily biological and genetic functions.
4. True some women are built butch, that can be a plus, just think housework and dig ditches.
5. A society is in a mess because we are giving minorities privileges they haven't earned.
6. If pappa don't get it at home he is gonna find it somewhere else, just ask our politicians, they have those brainy wives, who think there ... don't stink but are the putting out... no way. So there he goes putting himself on the line to fill his natural biological needs.
7. The 60's came with rebellion who said it was good?
8. If a man doesn't get sex when he wants it no point in getting married, can't repeat this rule enough.
9. Power struggle, we know its all about power a woman wants to think she wears the pants in the family... enough said look at the divorce ratio.
10. Society has made it difficult for a woman to be a woman, those necessary skills, washing clothes, cleaning house are necessary I appreciate have my dinner ready and my bed turned down.
11. Man was not meant to be a vegetarian, so please I can handle by blood test just pass me the meat and potatoes.
12. The fifties weren't all bad, we had some great tv shows.
13. It's unnatural to be monogamous man is extracted to many women for a reason to spread his seed, its natural can't fight nature.
14. Just because women don't understand don't make it wrong, their brain is smaller no fault of their own... God made it that way.

Keep those letters coming, we men need all the support we can get.

I don't admit to being a dog, but I do have a mean bite and a great jump.

Remember the motto of paulism...keep him home, keep him happy!

Laws

I would like to thank our Canadian neighbor for reminding us of this Illinois law. Law in illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. If it's not law it should be, thanks Canada for a good laugh.
Signed Master Casey Jones.......

Keep her home keep Her Happy!

A picture says a thousand words, Your God damn right!
Woman has her place and the sooner she accepts it,
the better off the world will be.

Caught up in the revolutionary change, two people working in a household and two out of five mothers return to work by the time their child turns one and nearly 70 per cent are working at least part time by the time their children turn five.Most parents think they are doing a good job of balancing work and family commitments, the study says. But when asked what hours they would prefer to work - even taking into account the effect on their income - "a substantial number of parents indicated they would like to work fewer hours than they do now". 90%percent of the wifes, thinks life evolves around them because the got the almighty Pus*y.

This trend of children being raised by television sets, eating fast foods seven days a week is creating obesity in children and those less able to function in a group setting. Chores going undone, home cooked dinners a thing of past and can you believe it the women want us men to share in house hold responsibilities.

How do you budget, first the little lady needs no spend money, and damn if she needs to drive,
eliminate the outreach programs and you contain the spending. If you put your mind to it You can have a successful marriage, here you will find a few rules that might help you to succeed, in
your your little ladies ass happy.

Rule 1) Marriage and household responsibilities, The Lord made women to fulfill certain duties, pleasing her man, with a well kept house, Man doesn't get married to have to do his own laundry and cook his own meals., household skills are not only expected to be carried out but to be done in while she dressed appropriately and in a pleasant demeanor.
A. I am the king of this castle.. and I shall sit at the head of the table and be served first.
B. I don't come home from work to hear crying babies, get a grip take care of it.
C. You expect me to work and then come home and do house chores, this isn't how God Planned it, get Real.
D. the only reason women seek employment is to have affair.
E. Have slippers and paper waiting in arms at the door when he arrives home from work.
F. You don't have to check in when you'll be home for Christ sake she is your wife not your mother, when you roll your ass home you'll roll your ass home. Be happy I'm home.

• Rules she must review.
• Man has a roving eye, he is allowed to look this does not in any reflect on the little lady, quit your whining and accept it.
  
• You want a "cheat-proof" your marriage, quit using the power of puss* and do what God planned for you do, bend over.
• If all else fails we have "bare foot and pregnant" this will keep her brain so mushed she can't think, the more the merrier.
  
• Communicate tell here where to get off when starts begging to go out. take her out for a once a month grocery shopping day, but beware of bag boys who volunteer to take her groceries in hope of copping a feel. Trip is punk ass.
• The truth is women are "emotionally screwed up"... how to know if your little lady is joining the ranks she begs to work because she need to socialize get real girls, have another bon bon.
• Women do many things to annoy men and it kills intimacy.
• She needs reminded what a great guy your are. Make sure she can recognize myths screw a marriage there is right and wrong... That is God D**** right!
• Be realistic and don't have to many damn expectations.
• Facts marriage is like peanut butter ya gotta have something to hold it together, create a
  
• stir add a little fear factor that will straighten her ass right out.
• Is your little lady to demanding, get her a sex toy, and toss out the computer.
• Isolation is the key to success, what the little lady don't know wont hurt her.

Congratulations you just completed another Chapter on a Successful Marriage, Good luck if all else fails, you can tie her ass up in the basement.