women and sexuality

A wolf in sheeps clothing.... indeed.

Inner beauty only works with the lights out ..
If a woman wants to be a woman,
she needs to wear a dress.

Paulism where reality slaps you in the face.....

The day they they put women in a pair of pants she thought she grew balls.

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I'm not anti woman, I love a good body

and a face to match.

If the changing of the times is so good today,

then why is the divorce rate so high?

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Nothing is more unattractive then a woman who doesn't know her place.

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Equality is a figment of her imagination,

men only give her enough rope to hang herself.

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Good Sex

Good sex is like a storm, ya gotta ride it out.

Sexual incompatabilty

Marriage issues, it happens you fall in love with a woman and you find that your not sexually compatible. One of the first things we must do is find out if this is a moral dysfunctional upbringing on sexual behavior or physical dysfunction. Once you know what you are dealing with, you can seek to find a remedy or jump ship.

The medical fields have worked hard to improve the longevity of a quality male sex performance, only to find that they have done very little in the field of women's sexuality to improve the all over performance and desire for sex.
Before any long term relationship, sex should be discussed, as well as many other personal beliefs in life. This is to prevent later disappointments.Where the expression " an ounce prevention is worth a pound of cure." It's been traditional that men's sexual problems are heightened and given much of the attention, as we know our performance is dependent on erection. But as far a women goes, lubricate, lubricate and she is good and ready to go. Unfortunately the little lady has found that she indeed has some power over a relationship, by denouncing her sexual prowess. Is she required to perform duty sex?
Good question, a women goes through natural hormonal changes and erratic behavior that promotes an unhealthy love atmosphere.
I believe that a women should have a open relationship with her medical staff in all avenues of her life including her control of female organs . .A survey published in the February 10, 1999 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association found that 43% of 1,749 women had complaints about sexual functioning, compared with 31% of the 1,410 men surveyed. . The women reported low sexual desire, problems with arousal, and pain during intercourse. And these problems increase with age, experts say.

A lack of desire, insufficient lubrication, an inability to reach orgasm, or pain during intercourse. The causes can be physical, such as poor circulation, or emotional, such as stress or depression. So here we are left in a middle of a pool of excuses for why a woman says no to sex, little does she know that her outward body signs are flashing lights of" yes baby I need you now!"
Well all is not at a loss, the FDA has approved a new dive meant to enhance the blood flow, that's right you heard it here, we need to get her blood moving with a clitoral suction device. Also we must consider that a women feels her place is to give birth, as she goes through the physical changes, she may find her self worth diminishing, as she believes that sex is connected solely to procreation. So now we have to deal with the hormonal upheavals as well as mental outlook and physical dysfunction.
It is the women's place as much as the mans to seek help. A relationship is a duel prospect that is effected by outer stimulation.Give her a little testosterone boost to encourage her sex drive, sexual appetite, sexual fantasies, and the intensity of her orgasms.
Poor health and stress can be contributing factors, but the ultimate decision is based on her choice. She keeps saying no, when you know she means yes baby. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and get her checked out once a year, we do that for a good horse.The most important factor here is communication, we cannot improve or diagnose sexuality problem's unless we are having discussion. Though I do believe that physical problems can cause a lack of desire, I find that allot of this is the pressure of the current times. Giving women to much responsibility, more then she can handle, that she is now losing ability to function in a normal woman manner sexually and other wise.

Promote female sexuality, have sex daily

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Don't be shy ask for help,

your partner depends on it.

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Green Ribbon day for sexual

dysfunction awareness.

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The Reality of Sex

1. Discuss the Relationship Between love and sex/ reproduction.
I find that love directly affects the woman in this scenario, while subliminally affecting the man. While sex and reproduction can occur without the aid of an infatuational relationship, it is of the best interest of both the man and woman to partake in this occurrence.
Let’s start with the man. Though most men would say that they would have sex without having any emotional attraction to the woman, it is still in his best interest to do so. Even though he does not realize it, the reason he is even interested in having sex is overwhelmingly to reproduce. This is a subconscious urge. Most men would probably be offended to realize it , but that is what fuels their sex drives. In light of reproduction, having a love relationship with a woman is the best way to assure quality children. By spending time with the partner prior to insemination and eventual fertilization the man can study his mate and determine whether she is a qualified woman to be the mother of his children. Any man can basically have a child with any woman if we forget abut disease and disorders but this does not mean that he will have the best offspring to succeed him. By actually having a loving relationship and forming a bind with his partner the man can know that the woman will take good care of his children. Also, by staying together, they form a superb environment for the children, allowing for female influence for the daughters, and male influence for the sons. Although a buy can grow without his father and a girl can grow without her mother, they are not the best scenarios for each parent has something to offer that each child needs.
For the woman, the benefits of a love relationship with a man are a little more apparent and a little more direct. Everything a woman finds attractive in a man ( wealth, power, strength, health…etc. ) Directly relates to how well he will be able to provide for her children. And in a loving relationship, there is a better chance that the man will stay with her and continue providing for her and her children. Similar to the man, a woman can study her partner when in a relationship and have the governing ability in deciding if he is a worthy man to father her children. Though she could have children with any man, how will she provide if she is in the homestead caring for the children? There is where the wealth and success of the man comes into his attractiveness. His health and stature are of great importance to women as well, for they want the best genes possible for heir children. If a man is very skinny and perpetually unwell, we will not seem very attractive no matter how successful he is. Also, Women need to have love in there life. Emotionally women are much more intense and open than men. I feel that when in a relationship, certain hormones are probably released that make life a little better for both the man and the women. Statistics show that years can be added to a man life expectancy simply by being married. So, as they say “ love makes the world go round.”

2. Discuss the evolution of the 1:1 ratio of Males to Females at reproductive age. This 1:1 ration seems to have a large, direct link with the implication of diversity. Diversity is the single most important piece to the evolutionary puzzle when it comes to have the best mutation for the job and the least amount of defects in a society. What is odd about the ratio is that there are more men at birth, but less men living to old age, but at the point of puberty and throughout reproductive age, the ration is one man, to one woman. Prior polygamous acts would lead to multiple children but reduce quality and diversity. Also going along with question number 1, any man who “loves” more than one woman can love neither woman enough. But back to diversity, if one man has 5 wives and 4 men have none, then the diversity of the gene pool for the Y chromosome is being severely limited. I see this one to one ration being Mother Nature’s way of saying that there is one man for every woman. When there are 5 children born from five couples, there is much more diversity then when those five children are born of one father. The more diversity goes down, the lower the rate of beneficial evolution and the higher the rate of genetic disorders. Look at the Jewish and Amish communities. Both tried to keep reproduction within the community and both have a much increased rate of specific genetic disorders that have began to flood their gene pools. This will go for any culture or animal species on the planet.
Monogamy also leads to more quality children instead having a quantified reproduction. The investment in a human child is much greater than that of a rat or fish, so the 1:1 ration is important in allowing for the right choice of partner for the care and betterment of the child being raised. Hopefully, with one father and one mother to each child that child will be raised well, rather than one father to many mothers having many sub par children. Another small note is that I think the over all mental and physical health of the individuals benefits from being in a good relationship, so for the species on a whole there is a better chance for someone to find a mate that they need.

Let's review.... it is the nature of the beast for man to need to spread his seed and though he can easily do this by not getting involved emotionally with a woman or women. Though not instinctive to man, but in his best interest to choose the cream of the crop to promote the best chance of

carrying out his duty in preserving his genetic pool.

Facts

1. Man doesn't need to have an emotional tie, but he does need a physical attraction.

2.Though it is common to spread many a seed, choosing a monogamous partnership is in his best interest.

3. Quality not Quantity...

4. Love makes the world go round!

5. Life is bilogical,

6. Wants or needs, the bend of both make for a better marriage.

7. Choosing a mate is based on compatablity, but appearance is necessary, no one wants a ugly little lady, thus promoting ugly little

rug rats.

8. Sex is fun, sex is procreation, sex is necessary... sexual compatablity is necessary for a long term relationship.

9. Married men live longer, because love is the fundamental platform for

fullfilling desire.

10. There is no room for disagreement man is right!

Women can't live with them, Can't live without them.

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Keep him home , Keep him happy!

Bend Over bitch, Daddies home!

Biggest cause of Divorce man being controlled by the "power of the pussy." "If a man can't get sex when he wants it no point in being married." A woman wants to keep her man around for the 25th wedding Anniversary better start giving it up. Any man who tells you there is more to
a relationship then sex has got to be having gender issues.
What can you do to insure your man stays" home and happy" you can explore various fetishes. One of viewers Mark said that there was a lot of play acting going on in the 50's. Ok men its your turn to speak up, how many of you men hate the feel of your bitches thighs dipped in silk stockings rubbing up against your cheek? How many of you men would say damn girl get that hot hot sexy costume off it shows your tits to much, the cleavage is a turn off?

Fantasy and fetishes were a sexual turn on in the 1950's as well as today. It's all
about power playing, that's what makes sexual role playing very exciting. I don't get it at home I guarantee I am gonna get it some place else.The more honest you are about your sexual desires, the more fulfilling your sexual experience will be. A woman who is good in the bed as well as the household chores will improve her overall relationship.

The nurse, the maid and the whore have been number one role playing experiences since the beginning of its conception. Vote for your number one
role playing turn on.

Sexism

One of the Feminist first mistakes was defining sexism
early on as a conflict between men and women.

Sexism is the system of gender roles, those which make men men and women women. A Pioneer woman started off with wearing dresses so could piss in the woods and a man wore the pants so he could piss on the tree. Men wore flat shoes to fit their occupation, women wore high heels for hot, hot looking legs and you guessed it to attract the attention of man.

People are more separated by class then by sexism, upper-class women have been granted many rights and privileges that the majority of men will never get to enjoy. Actually the average man is abused and mistreated and fast becoming a neglected part of society. It is not that men are oppressing women it is that women are rejecting men. The warrior women" amazon ladies" never existed, it was a folk story that the strongest of the little ladies couldn't empower the man. Proved that women were not Equal.

Factual differences

1. The little lady thinks cats are cute little creatures, men hate cats, worthless lazy creatures.

2. The little lady goes into a marriage wanting to change man, A guy goes into the relationship expects forever bliss, rarely to either occur.

3.Men have 50% more brute strength than a the little lady, she has a larger stomach, kidneys, liver, fat cells, thus giving her less breathing capacity then her counter partner man

4.Right hemisphere of the mans brains is better developed, he is more visual, mathematical, more the explorer, more sex oriented. Little ladies on the other hand are more developed in the left hemisphere of the brain, more verbal and I can contest to that" she never shuts her mouth up."She can also be extremely sensitive and emotional.

5. Men go to the bathroom to piss and the little lady she thinks a bathroom is a social lounge, they travel in packs, you never see one women go to the bathroom and if she travels in alone, by the time she is finished she comes out laughing like old friends with a total stranger.

6. Men and women go to a restaurant , the bill is a 35.56 a man will throw a 40.00 on the table to pay the bill, a women will count out 35.56.

7.A man has five items in his bathroom — a razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, a toothbrush, and towel from Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical little lady. bathroom is reported to be as high as 437, the majority of which a guy couldn’t even tell what they are or used for.

8 A little lady believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes the visitors will be impressed by his big screen tv.

9. A little lady gets lost and ask directions while driving, the man never gets lost while driving even if he circles the area for the last thirty minutes, he is know he is close.

10. Little ladies love a bath, bubbles and all, men shower.

Conclusion the difference in men and women is not sexism it's biological.

Reinforcing postive housekeeping skills.

If positive reinforcement becomes necessarily,remember it is always easier to prevent problems then to have to come up with with a new solution to a mountain of confusion.It is proven that the little ladies brain is smaller but in the area of emotions is one huge mess.What has caused this evolutionary issue? Modern day appliances have given the little lady way to much times on her hands. She no longer has to chip ice for the ice box, nor heat water for the bath or gather wood for the fire. We have in turn spoiled the "little lady" and now we pay the price. What can we do to to correct the problems? First we have give her more work to do,this idle behavior is making lazy, fat women. Get her out there cleaning the chicken coop. We are responsible for some of the issues , we did complicate it more with running water, so much for beating those jeans on the rocks and hanging the clothes to dry. Yep "women "have to much time on their hands"... have another bon bon girls.

Keep her home keep Her Happy!

A picture says a thousand words, Your God damn right!
Woman has her place and the sooner she accepts it,
the better off the world will be.

Caught up in the revolutionary change, two people working in a household and two out of five mothers return to work by the time their child turns one and nearly 70 per cent are working at least part time by the time their children turn five.Most parents think they are doing a good job of balancing work and family commitments, the study says. But when asked what hours they would prefer to work - even taking into account the effect on their income - "a substantial number of parents indicated they would like to work fewer hours than they do now". 90%percent of the wifes, thinks life evolves around them because the got the almighty Pus*y.

This trend of children being raised by television sets, eating fast foods seven days a week is creating obesity in children and those less able to function in a group setting. Chores going undone, home cooked dinners a thing of past and can you believe it the women want us men to share in house hold responsibilities.

How do you budget, first the little lady needs no spend money, and damn if she needs to drive,
eliminate the outreach programs and you contain the spending. If you put your mind to it You can have a successful marriage, here you will find a few rules that might help you to succeed, in
your your little ladies ass happy.

Rule 1) Marriage and household responsibilities, The Lord made women to fulfill certain duties, pleasing her man, with a well kept house, Man doesn't get married to have to do his own laundry and cook his own meals., household skills are not only expected to be carried out but to be done in while she dressed appropriately and in a pleasant demeanor.
A. I am the king of this castle.. and I shall sit at the head of the table and be served first.
B. I don't come home from work to hear crying babies, get a grip take care of it.
C. You expect me to work and then come home and do house chores, this isn't how God Planned it, get Real.
D. the only reason women seek employment is to have affair.
E. Have slippers and paper waiting in arms at the door when he arrives home from work.
F. You don't have to check in when you'll be home for Christ sake she is your wife not your mother, when you roll your ass home you'll roll your ass home. Be happy I'm home.

• Rules she must review.
• Man has a roving eye, he is allowed to look this does not in any reflect on the little lady, quit your whining and accept it.
  
• You want a "cheat-proof" your marriage, quit using the power of puss* and do what God planned for you do, bend over.
• If all else fails we have "bare foot and pregnant" this will keep her brain so mushed she can't think, the more the merrier.
  
• Communicate tell here where to get off when starts begging to go out. take her out for a once a month grocery shopping day, but beware of bag boys who volunteer to take her groceries in hope of copping a feel. Trip is punk ass.
• The truth is women are "emotionally screwed up"... how to know if your little lady is joining the ranks she begs to work because she need to socialize get real girls, have another bon bon.
• Women do many things to annoy men and it kills intimacy.
• She needs reminded what a great guy your are. Make sure she can recognize myths screw a marriage there is right and wrong... That is God D**** right!
• Be realistic and don't have to many damn expectations.
• Facts marriage is like peanut butter ya gotta have something to hold it together, create a
  
• stir add a little fear factor that will straighten her ass right out.
• Is your little lady to demanding, get her a sex toy, and toss out the computer.
• Isolation is the key to success, what the little lady don't know wont hurt her.

Congratulations you just completed another Chapter on a Successful Marriage, Good luck if all else fails, you can tie her ass up in the basement.

Sex

A satisfying sex life can foster good emotional health, which in turn can promote good physical health,” says Julia Heiman, Ph.D., director of The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction at Indiana University. Moreover, sex itself may have direct health benefits. For example, orgasm or any loving touch may cause the body to release substances that ease pain, bolster immunity, or elevate mood long after the immediate pleasure passes.

Well there you have it, you wanted facts from Dear Julia her self is giving ya facts... are you tired of being controlled by pu**y. Ah babe not to night, I have a headache, I am so tired, it's that time of the month Aunt flo is coming to visit. If it's up to the little lady she'll find a hundred excuses on why you can't get sex when you want. Back to an earlier rule " If I can't get sex when I want it, no point in being married."

Now there are crucial rules for a quality sex life... what are the woman requirements...

Rule 1) be ready any time , any place, it's called " Duty Sex" You are required by that contract you signed, to put out when the man needs to take care of that well known sex drive। Tis is rule number one" If you don't get sex when you want it, no point in being married." We reference to this rule through out the post.

Rule 2) For a long lasting relationship, you must be able to keep it fresh and exciting, fantasy only goes so far. It's not up to "man" to play that game of romance, you want the damn candles go on and light them, but don't expect me do that bubble bath deal.Now if ya wana invite your girlfriend into bed with us, thats another story, but I only have one burlap sack and her ass can't be fatter then my arms are wide. Don't go screaming someone else's name out in the sex act.

Rule 3) Communication is the key to a healthy and active sex life in a marital relationship, so talk with one another more! I love when you talk dirty to me baby, because if I can't hear ya" its like having sex with a deaf, mute."

Rule 4)Share with one another your sexual desires. I want ya now, bend over. It is quote a "mans world" This is where training comes into play, if you don't train her right from the first...you might be in for real trouble, if she talks with to many outsiders they might fill her head with nonsense.. like saying no to sex, the little lady does not say no to her man.

Rule 5)Talk with one another about your expectations concerning lovemaking. False or unmet expectations can hurt your marriage. I bought ya flowers 5 yrs ago and what ya want flowers every 5 yrs., get real.. ya start spoiling a woman to often, she starts to expect , keep her unspoiled and keep her wanting. " lesson number 5 you reap what you sow"

Rule 6)Sexual intimacy is a continuing process of discovery. Still discovering, what! ya expect me to draw a diagram. What is left to discover, you are the female in this relationship your job is to please. Key note Intimacy does not mean sharing your little lady with the world

Rule 7)Sex in a long lasting relationship can deepen and become a richer experience. No matter how many times you have made love to each other, the wonder and awe of mutual attraction can still be there. My God I looked at the mother in law, I didn't expect ya ta get so damn ugly This is where it is important to keep a burlap sack by the bedside, dark room helps. This is a tough one if only we had a crystal ball we could how ugly her fat ass was gonna be.

Rule 8)When life becomes busy, and schedules are hectic, plan for sexual encounters with one another. Make pleasing your man priority, he works hard to provide and shouldn't have to beg for sex. He says now you say how high. Variety is the spice of life, it don't matter what room your in I say please your man. Important to remember you are here to please your man, this is not a equal opportunity employer

Rule 9)Try to set the mood in advance if your nagged and bitching and looking like a hog, that is not quite sexually inviting, setting the mood means getting those little frillies out from the bottom of the drawer and putting them on your body , sexy stockings were meant to... , that is another chapter.. If you keep eating those bon bons girl, thongs are going to be out.. Growing that ass wasn't part of the mood setting plan. Important to remember that if she is hitting the 300 lb scale best be on top...you go girl, have another bon bon.

Rule 10)If you want to have good sex at night, start the foreplay in the morning and get your" ass in the kitchen where you belong, if you ain't meeting at the door to kiss goodbye in the morning and die at work, ya gonna feel awfully guilty. So prepare in the morning before the man wakes he doesn't want to look at dog face, that's no turn on. This is a easy rule to remember man was made for women get your ass up at least 2 hours before your man to prepare

Rule 11)Let your man know you care and are thinking about your man throughout the day by notes, e-mails, phone calls, hugs, etc. I not only expect you to be home waiting for me, I expected you to be worried about my well being, phone sex works.

Rule 12) The purpose of woman was to please man don't fight it unless fighting is a part of foreplay oh baby I love when ya tie ...ewww what ya do me. You know those headaches she
complains about she needs more sex, don't let her tell ya other wise,it's in the bible woman was made from man to please man. Now girl get your ass in gear and please me. Lesson to remember variety is the spice of life

Tips:

1. Being grouchy and a total bitch is not a turn on. Not pleasing him ignoring your man hurts your chances of having a positive lovemaking experience that evening. Keep Your mouth shut, I don't want to hear the whining, just make sure my dinner is on the table and your ass is looking good.
   
2. Remember that sex isn't going to be perfect each time. Don't compare your sex life to the ones you see in movies or on television. Here we go again, ya watch all those life time channels , all the movies about sex and killing. Sometimes its not about your satisfaction, it's about your mans, and sometimes all he needs is a Quickie, so quit with your over expectations of romance bullshit. Ya know I love ya girl ..
   
   
3. Recognize that abstinence now and then can be beneficial to your relationship and cause you to lust more. Ya know I need man time, us men have take care of that male bonding issue, Golf outing , hunting , vacation, your man needs his time. Your strong girl you can take are of the homestead till I'm back........ revert back to a earlier rule. A little phone sex will fix what ills ya.
   

What You Need and Don't:

1) man don't need to bathe everyday, because its a manly thing to smell rough.

2) On the other hand woman she needs to bathe because rotten fish just ain't right.

3) Silk sheets don't work, because try to wipe off on them is a bad deal, damn cotton sheets are good enough, revert back to earlier don't go trying to spoiler her,she will start expecting it.
flower petals, bubble bath is for fags. Be a man, just have bend over.

4)Lets review, that little marriage contract says" your ass is mine" do not be flaunting that ass to strangers. I own you!