Marriage a life long Adventure

Unfortunately we can't put the little lady out to pasture when she hits those menopausal years . In this chapter we learn to deal with the little lady. With a little help from Willy G.we will explore the evolution of female menopause in a factual account.

Evolution of female menopause
The evolution of female menopause is a strange topic to discuss. For basic biological success an individual is graded on how many children are left behind to carry on your genetic information. So why would nature evolve to a way where woman are biologically a waste of energy? Males may reduce fertility over the years but continue to produce sperm until the end of their lives. There is even a father documented at the age of 94 I believe. So if Fathers can live and reproduce well into their 90’s, why is it that around the mid 50’s does women’s reproductive system shut down?
When you think about it, how many women really can take care of a new child after the age of 50? Not that it is impossible, but at this point people are starting to get old and not only has general health declined and most survive on medication, but the body just does not have the energy or resources to provider for another living being to be sustained from it. With all these circumstances, it would probably add up to a rather difficult birth with an increased chance of death. Not only the mother, but the child could be affected too. With the general nutrients lacking in older women such as calcium, the child could be born lacking specific nutrients, poor bone structure due to lack of calcium, or other genetic defects that could rise out of sub par sex cells.
Possibly, I think this can be related back to humans thousands of years ago. With currently technology, the general understanding is that humans really did not live much older than about 45 years of age. If this is the case, then the female reproductive tract is designed only to last for roughly 45-50 years. You might the ask why the males reproductive tract lasts so much longer and I would say that’s due to the lack of physical investment men have in reproduction. Mother Nature is not incompetent and the evolution of this menopausal age has to due with how much of the mothers body is sacrificed to the reproductive process. I think had the male been the child bearer, that menopause would have occurred in him rather than the woman.
Discuss the hypothesis regarding male promiscuity and female discreteness with regards to the following facts:
A. Females are fertile for only about 4 days per month
B. Humans are one of the few species that engage in frontal intercourse to reproduce
Male promiscuity and female discreteness are noticeable in everyday life. Men tend to go after the women, and the women tend to sit back and wait for them. " A little game of cat and mouse" The fact that females are only reproductively fertile for four days per month can be directly related to the above hypothesis. In regard to male promiscuity, men constantly produce fresh sperm. Therefore it you might think that it is meant to be used often." naturally men need more sex, which refers to an earlier lesson," keep him home, keep him happy" Man needs it and if he don't get it at home he is going to get some where else. If women are only fertile for four days on the month, the man cannot know when each woman will be fertile. Originally, a man was meant to impregnate as many women as he could, so this way he would never have to worry about being fertile himself. If a man was only fertile for a limited time, he would have to try to find a compatible woman who was fertile at the same given time. So, even in today’s monogamous society, the men’s constant production of sperm and urge to reproduce is still effective in making it easier to find a mate, or mates if the man so chooses to do so.
Review
1.Hormonal changes are drastic in this time of a women's life, she is feeling emotions of worthlessness, a good man will see and recognize the change and promote well being with compliments of the day. Remember the number one question Honey do I look fat? The response to this should I speakeda no English.
2. Good disagreements are necessary to maintain a relationship of well being., remember the key to a good argument is sex afterwards. A good fight gets the women's blood boiling , hot hot.... how do u say flash?
3.She will do things at this time of her life, that you never possible. Possibly leaving the barn yard, feel her inadequacy and inner self worth.
4.Since sex in the women's mind is connected to procreation, this is the time to explore new fun techniques in the bedroom.
5. Review the whys of marriage...
a) safe sex when you want it.
b) your getting to the age you don't want to be alone.
c) a novel idea but rare you fell in love.
d) time to move out of the parents house.
e) if you don't pick one now only the ugly ones will be left.
f) finacial reasons you like the tax break.
g) you want to secure spreading of the seed to a quality line. p.s check teeth.

The Reality of Sex

1. Discuss the Relationship Between love and sex/ reproduction.
I find that love directly affects the woman in this scenario, while subliminally affecting the man. While sex and reproduction can occur without the aid of an infatuational relationship, it is of the best interest of both the man and woman to partake in this occurrence.
Let’s start with the man. Though most men would say that they would have sex without having any emotional attraction to the woman, it is still in his best interest to do so. Even though he does not realize it, the reason he is even interested in having sex is overwhelmingly to reproduce. This is a subconscious urge. Most men would probably be offended to realize it , but that is what fuels their sex drives. In light of reproduction, having a love relationship with a woman is the best way to assure quality children. By spending time with the partner prior to insemination and eventual fertilization the man can study his mate and determine whether she is a qualified woman to be the mother of his children. Any man can basically have a child with any woman if we forget abut disease and disorders but this does not mean that he will have the best offspring to succeed him. By actually having a loving relationship and forming a bind with his partner the man can know that the woman will take good care of his children. Also, by staying together, they form a superb environment for the children, allowing for female influence for the daughters, and male influence for the sons. Although a buy can grow without his father and a girl can grow without her mother, they are not the best scenarios for each parent has something to offer that each child needs.
For the woman, the benefits of a love relationship with a man are a little more apparent and a little more direct. Everything a woman finds attractive in a man ( wealth, power, strength, health…etc. ) Directly relates to how well he will be able to provide for her children. And in a loving relationship, there is a better chance that the man will stay with her and continue providing for her and her children. Similar to the man, a woman can study her partner when in a relationship and have the governing ability in deciding if he is a worthy man to father her children. Though she could have children with any man, how will she provide if she is in the homestead caring for the children? There is where the wealth and success of the man comes into his attractiveness. His health and stature are of great importance to women as well, for they want the best genes possible for heir children. If a man is very skinny and perpetually unwell, we will not seem very attractive no matter how successful he is. Also, Women need to have love in there life. Emotionally women are much more intense and open than men. I feel that when in a relationship, certain hormones are probably released that make life a little better for both the man and the women. Statistics show that years can be added to a man life expectancy simply by being married. So, as they say “ love makes the world go round.”

2. Discuss the evolution of the 1:1 ratio of Males to Females at reproductive age. This 1:1 ration seems to have a large, direct link with the implication of diversity. Diversity is the single most important piece to the evolutionary puzzle when it comes to have the best mutation for the job and the least amount of defects in a society. What is odd about the ratio is that there are more men at birth, but less men living to old age, but at the point of puberty and throughout reproductive age, the ration is one man, to one woman. Prior polygamous acts would lead to multiple children but reduce quality and diversity. Also going along with question number 1, any man who “loves” more than one woman can love neither woman enough. But back to diversity, if one man has 5 wives and 4 men have none, then the diversity of the gene pool for the Y chromosome is being severely limited. I see this one to one ration being Mother Nature’s way of saying that there is one man for every woman. When there are 5 children born from five couples, there is much more diversity then when those five children are born of one father. The more diversity goes down, the lower the rate of beneficial evolution and the higher the rate of genetic disorders. Look at the Jewish and Amish communities. Both tried to keep reproduction within the community and both have a much increased rate of specific genetic disorders that have began to flood their gene pools. This will go for any culture or animal species on the planet.
Monogamy also leads to more quality children instead having a quantified reproduction. The investment in a human child is much greater than that of a rat or fish, so the 1:1 ration is important in allowing for the right choice of partner for the care and betterment of the child being raised. Hopefully, with one father and one mother to each child that child will be raised well, rather than one father to many mothers having many sub par children. Another small note is that I think the over all mental and physical health of the individuals benefits from being in a good relationship, so for the species on a whole there is a better chance for someone to find a mate that they need.

Let's review.... it is the nature of the beast for man to need to spread his seed and though he can easily do this by not getting involved emotionally with a woman or women. Though not instinctive to man, but in his best interest to choose the cream of the crop to promote the best chance of

carrying out his duty in preserving his genetic pool.

Facts

1. Man doesn't need to have an emotional tie, but he does need a physical attraction.

2.Though it is common to spread many a seed, choosing a monogamous partnership is in his best interest.

3. Quality not Quantity...

4. Love makes the world go round!

5. Life is bilogical,

6. Wants or needs, the bend of both make for a better marriage.

7. Choosing a mate is based on compatablity, but appearance is necessary, no one wants a ugly little lady, thus promoting ugly little

rug rats.

8. Sex is fun, sex is procreation, sex is necessary... sexual compatablity is necessary for a long term relationship.

9. Married men live longer, because love is the fundamental platform for

fullfilling desire.

10. There is no room for disagreement man is right!

When lies are deadly... a marriage isn't

the only thing they kill.

Man kills wife's lover, but she gets indicted
ARLINGTON, Texas -- Darrell Roberson came home from a card game late one night to find his wife rolling around with another man in a pickup truck in the driveway.
Caught in the act with her lover, Tracy Denise Roberson -- thinking quickly, if not clearly -- cried rape, authorities say. Her husband pulled a gun and killed the other man with a shot to the head.
On Thursday, a grand jury handed up a manslaughter indictment -- against the wife, not the husband.In a case likely to reinforce the state's reputation for don't-mess-with-Texas justice, the grand jury declined to charge the husband with murder, the charge on which he was arrested by police.
Tracy Roberson, 35, could get two to 20 years in prison in the slaying of Devin LaSalle, 32.
Assistant District Attorney Sean Colston said Texas law allows a defendant to claim justification if he has "a reasonable belief that his actions are necessary, even though what they believe at the time turns out not to be true."

Ya gotta love Texas where the courts still support marriage and the laws still back the innocent.... Long live the state of Texas!! Where a man can be a man.

Imus In The Morning!

We have a choice to change the channel or turn it off... It's our right!

Protect our Liberities and long live Free Speech!or is that free speech till someone doesn't like what you say?

I found this article on "Imus in the Morning" his attack on women and what is considered a racial slur. We here at Paulism believe in free speech and so I am not here to take sides or offend anyone but as always speak the truth and support men when it comes to free speech.. This is not about right and wrong. My question goes out to the music industry that has supported the African American Community over the last several years. So here goes Dear Music Industry have you listened to the words of some Rap Music? I would never promote such language here at Paulism nor degrade a woman or a group of people in such a racial or sexual way. This music is broad casted publicly on numerous radio stations.
If we are going to attack one man then I say scrap derogatory rap music from the history of music nothing has degraded a woman and the equality of minorities then many of the rap music placed out in the public. Yet it is almost solely supported in sales by young women of every color. Where do I get my facts, we have polled over 500 women in the metropolitan area and asked them if they were insulted?
The end result was " are we going to let the few radicals speak for the majority? I say not...
I want to know if the radio stations are going to remove Imus then they should be removing some of derogatory rap music as well. What does this do, it constitutes censorship. In retrospect any radio show or television show that has ever played derogatory rap music is as guilty as Imus. If we are going to run our country based on a personal hurt feelings, then we will have to eliminate all the comedians and musicians that have ever attacked a Irishman , Italian, Polish man and so on. The female basketball team has the same rights as anyone else to speak out and say what they like or don't. That's what makes our country so wonderful.But they don't have the right to dictate what they don't like, change the channel babe!!!

Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com/ and ask your self what do the words actually mean and what do they mean to you.. well I know a few wives who get off on being a hoe for their man.

Let's review the comment Nappy defined in the dictionary a

1.

nap·py 1 (nāp'ē) Pronunciation Key adj. nap·pi·er, nap·pi·est
Having a nap; fuzzy.
Kinky; frizzy.

2. hos as referenced from the urban dictionary which is our reference guide for American slang.

1.
hos -slang for hoes!
dem bitches are hos....they calling for some bootie

2.hos -A word used as greeting: to greet people such as your friends especially when entering a chatroom or greeting a group of people
He logged on to IRC and typed, "hos hos everyone"
3.Hos -the hottest, sweetest, most perfect

So I ask what are they insulted over that they had a bad hair day or that they were referenced as a hoe? This article can be read on how degrading rap music has been with singers such as Snoop Doggy dog http://www.vanderbilt.edu/htdocs/divinity/kmsi/michelle_jackson.htm



As we say in the paulism court of ball _ " People in Glass houses Don't throw stones"



This is not about racial or sexual profiling, "this attack on Imus" because derogatory Rap music has done more for racial and sexual profiling then any one humorous radio talk show host could.

Just ask the Duke lacrosse players what one lie can do to a life, I am tired of our country bending to kiss the ..... a** of every offended woman and group. Support Democracy

Defends your rights and keep those letters coming. www.paulism_award@yahoo.com


Here is the article in its context....
MSNBC drops Don Imus simulcast
By DAVID CRARY, AP National Writer 41 minutes ago
NEW YORK - MSNBC said Wednesday it will drop its simulcast of the "Imus in the Morning" radio program, responding to growing outrage about the radio host's racial slur against the Rutgers women's basketball team.

if("This decision comes as a result of an ongoing review process, which initially included the announcement of a suspension. It also takes into account many conversations with our own employees," NBC news said in a statement.
Talk-show host Don Imus triggered the uproar on his April 4 show, when he referred to the mostly black Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos." His comments have been widely denounced by civil rights and women's groups.
The decision does not affect Imus' nationally syndicated radio show, and the ultimate decision on the fate of that program will rest with executives at CBS Corp. In a statement, CBS reiterated that Imus will be suspended without pay for two weeks beginning on Monday, and that CBS Radio "will continue to speak with all concerned parties and monitor the situation closely."
MSNBC's action came after a growing list of sponsors — including American Express Co., Sprint Nextel Corp., Staples Inc., Procter & Gamble Co., and General Motors Corp. — said they were pulling ads from Imus' show for the indefinite future.
NBC News President Steve Capus said he made the decision after reading thousands of e-mails and having countless discussions with NBC workers and the public, but he denied the potential loss of advertising dollars had anything to do with it.
"I take no joy in this. It's not a particularly happy moment, but it needed to happen," he said. "I can't ignore the fact that there is a very long list of inappropriate comments, of inappropriate banter, and it has to stop."
NBC's decision came at a time when Imus' program on MSNBC was doing better competitively than it ever has been. For the first three months of the year, its audience was nearly identical to CNN's, leading CNN to replace its morning news team last week.
Calls for Imus' firing from the radio portion of the program have intensified during the past week, and remained strong even after MSNBC's announcment. The show originates from WFAN-AM in New York City and is syndicated nationally by Westwood One, both of which are managed by CBS Corp. MSNBC, which had been simulcasting the show, is a unit of General Electric Co.'s NBC Universal.
Bruce Gordon, former head of the NAACP and a director of CBS Corp., said before MSNBC's decision Wednesday he hoped the broadcasting company would "make the smart decision" by firing Imus.
"He's crossed the line, he's violated our community," Gordon said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "He needs to face the consequence of that violation."
Gordon, a longtime telecommunications executive, stepped down in March after 19 months as head of the
National Association for the Advancement of Colored one of the foremost U.S. civil rights organizations.
He said he had spoken with CBS chief executive Leslie Moonves and hoped the company, after reviewing the situation, would fire Imus rather than let him return to the air at the end of his suspension.
"We should have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to what I see as irresponsible, racist behavior," Gordon said. "The Imus comments go beyond humor. Maybe he thought it was funny, but that's not what occurred."
A CBS spokesman, Dana McClintock, declined comment on the remarks by Gordon, who is one of at least two minorities on the 13-member board.
The 10 members of the Rutgers team spoke publicly for the first time Tuesday about the on-air comments, made the day after the team lost the
championship game to Tennessee. Some of them wiped away tears as their coach, C. Vivian Stringer, criticized Imus for "racist and sexist remarks that are deplorable, despicable, abominable and unconscionable."
The women, eight of whom are black, agreed to meet with Imus privately and hear his explanation. They held back from saying whether they'd accept Imus' apologies or passing judgment on whether a two-week suspension imposed by CBS Radio and MSNBC was sufficient.
Stringer said late Wednesday that she did not call for Imus' firing, but was pleased with the decision by NBC executives.
She said the meeting with Imus was never designed to call for his removal but to give the women on the team the opportunity to meet with him and for him to see the people he had so publicly hurt.
"The young ladies and I needed to put a face behind the remarks... He needs to know who these young ladies were that he hurt," Stringer said.
Imus has apologized repeatedly for his comments. He said Tuesday he hadn't been thinking when making a joke that went "way too far." He also said that those who called for his firing without knowing him, his philanthropic work or what his show was about would be making an "ill-informed" choice.
The Rev.
said in New York that he would put pressure on CBS but that the issue was larger than Imus.
"I think we also have to have now a broad discussion on how the music industry allows this to be used," Sharpton said. "I don't think that we should stop at NBC, and I don't think we should stop at Imus."
The Rev.
said he planned to meet with CBS and NBC executives on Thursday with a delegation of other civil rights activists and lawmakers to discuss the Imus situation and diversity in broadcasting.
"Imus is on 1,040 hours a week and yet they have virtually no black show hosts. That is true for other networks as well," Jackson said. "We must raise the ethical standard for all of them."
At the Rutgers campus in New Brunswick, N.J., about 300 students and faculty rallied earlier in the day to cheer for their team, which lost in the national championship game, and add their voices to the crescendo of calls for Imus' ouster. One of the speakers was Chidimma Acholonu, president of the campus chapter of the NAACP.
"This is not a battle against one man. This is a battle against a way of thought," she said. "Don Imus does not understand the power of his words, so it is our responsibility to remind him."
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Associated Press writers David Bauder, Samantha Gross and Seth Sutel in New York and Rebecca Santana in New Brunswick, N.J., contributed to this report.
(A previous version of this story had the word 'are' in a quote from Rutgers' basketball coach. It should have been 'were.')

Imitation is the best form of flattery

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Your Wife's Inner Child... Review

Humoring your little ladies Inner Child!

The do and don'ts of the inner child

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In summary you have to take note that a woman becomes bored easily and this has her reverting back to the emotional explosion of loniness. How do we keepthe little lady Happy and feed the inner child. Take note that she is not crazy, but in great demand of attention. Remember to compliment and appreciate the little lady. By popular demand I was asked to repost the " inner child" for those of you who missed this lesson or those who wanted a review here goes.... and P.S. Thanks for the tons of email... In favor of men... "the King of the Castle"

The little Lady never grows up, controlling the inner child.

It's not that I'm unfeeling and a inconsiderate emotional pig, I understand the modern day womens plight to come to terms with her inner child. Her mind has been filled with songs of path to freedom, serenity and a false empowerment. I understand why divorce is on the rise, with this sense of equality, when in fact males just as females have a role to play. Do you find your wife straying, is her inner child in need of healing, is she beginning to believeshe has suffered undo stress and is seeking change?How can we Help the little lady to be more secure in her role as mother and housewife. First thing you must do is find out if you are dealing with the wild lioness in her that needs to be tamed or do you have the scared kitten on your hands. Some of you really have your hands full as you have a little lady with multiple personalities, the sybil trait. This is a quite complicated little lady to deal with. Following are our best guidelines below will help you to heal the wounds in your little lady.

1) Keep a close eye on who she makes as friends, scan through her person things, make sure she is not filled with ideas of grandeur. This is very important as she is very child like and easily swayed by those women who wear the pants in their family. Stop unwanted friendships quickly

.2)Understand that the little lady will go through altering changes in behavior, its expected. The female is a emotional mes and can be filled with a mixture of emotion, she needs to know you appreciate the little things she does for you......very little but still the same we have to let know we appreciate it.

3)The little lady disease is her emotions, it scrambled her brains, and causes hard to heal wounds,remember the little lady is dependent on you and as she tries to reach out, she finds herself trying to join the ranks of her world sisters.

4) She has listened to one to many talk shows of emotional abandonment, then now is the time to maybe take her to dinner, McDonalds, or Burger king, don't let her talk ya into those high prices restaurants. Food is food it all comes out the same, she wants atmosphere eat it in the outdoor tables.

5) The little lady is like a "fairytale, she needs to be rescued.Say to yourself, I am the knight in shining armor, I will rescue the little lady. When she repeatedly says no to your attention, that her to calm down and just give in, she knows wants it

.6) Compassion is a useless emotion do not allow her to set a trap and hold you to fake tears. The litte lady is great at creating a sense of guilt.

7) It is important to know, and maybe the most important rule in this chapter is that the little lady is the master of manipulation. She will expect to be coddled when she is supposedly ill, which is just one warning sign she is looking for attention. "Women don't get sick" they are made to handle everything. If you start giving in and helping with chores, she will become lazy and in efficient in the household chores. Even worse she will start to expect it.Conclusion: The inner child in your little lady can be quite complicated, so my advice is if she fails to adapt to her necessary role and is weakened by outside invasion, so called friends. You may have to isolate, Isolation will break down the barriers. If she drives take away her car keys and if she don't my advice is to keep it that way.

Cock a doodle do

Barnyard Lessons for Ruling the Roost

Rule Number 1 You can have many hens but you only need one cock.

Rule Number 2 It's as easy buying a horse she needs good teeth and

a strong back.

Rule Number 3 Sturdy legs are a must, nice ankles a plus.

Dating Logic

Use a little logic when dating this reverts back to a earlier rule.There are women you marry and women you don't.

Using a little Dating Logic

If you want be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife, that doesn't mean to go find yourself a stupid drunk redneck woman.

The two wheeler of the future

Cost effective and energy efficient.

Ten reasons to buy her a bicycle instead of a car.
1. She never has to put gas in it.
2. If she wrecks, less expensive for repairs.
3. Don't have to check for oil, we know they never do.
4.Can't put panty hose on while pedaling.
5. cell phone.....lets just not go there.
8. NO rear view mirror for putting on make up in traffic.
9.Don't have to worry about parking
10. It's the convertible she always wanted.

women drivers

I Rest My Case!Save yourself some grief keep her to two wheels.
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Be Smart Buy A Bicycle

A bicycle keeps the little lady in shape and cardiovascular fit.
One of the many reasons women shouldn't drive.

The Driveway wasn't wide enough for her?

When a picture is worth a thousand words.

Law of the Land

When the king of the castle is not home
you do as your mothers says but when
I am home I rule....

In my house I am the Law!

Law's that were made over a 100 yrs ago and are still on the books, men have been making laws to both protect men and women since the beginning of our great country. Our country was founded on the premises that we could pray, raise a family and live the "American Dream." There have been many changes over the years and these laws that you find below are actual laws that were made 100 years ago and still on the books today. It has been the law of the land that woman provide for her man in her best sensual housekeeping skills possible and man respect woman. It's a 50 - 50 partnership. We go from our mothers into the hands of our wife, your damn straight I expect her to take care of me like my mother did. I am still a little boy at heart and I love when she dotes over me and treats me like the little boy that I am....

1. There is a law on state books forbidding the little lady from getting her hair cut without her husbands permission.

2.If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

3.A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

4.In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, or holding you
in his arms
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5.A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. 6.A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces

7.Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

8.In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

9.A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have
sex on city streets.

10.A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should
be called master, not mister, when addressed by their
female counterparts.

11.An excerpt form brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No
female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within
this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers
or unless she be armed with a club".

If this isn't enough read on!

The following important amendment however is to be
considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not
apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding
200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous,
unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to
the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair
without her husband's permission.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans
couples from having sex while standing inside a store's
walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing
a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only
-- called a corset inspector.)

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your
spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation
are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however
is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the
missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.

In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....

Florida

It is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Saratoga, it is illegal to sing while wearing a
bathing suit...

Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway...

In Eureka, men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women...

California

In L.A. a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap,
as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him
permission to use a wider strap.....

It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license....

Michigan

A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs
to her husband....

Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month...

Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the
streets of Little Rock may result in a 30 day jail term....

Utah
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by
his wife while she is in his presence...

Baltimore

In Halethrope, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second...

It is illegal to mistreat oysters....

In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter
how dirty they get....

New York

In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at
a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse
blinders...

Tennessee

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish...

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date...

In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself;
"a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red
flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists"....

Colorado

In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while
she is asleep....

Rhode Island

In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste ands toothbrush
to the same customer on a Sunday....

In Neewport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset....

Oklahoma

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state...

In Tulsa, kisses lasing more than three minutes are forbidden...

Massachusetts

In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping
in the nude in rented rooms...

In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been
ordered by a physician to do so....

Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce

A man has to do what a man has to do! It's those

little unselfish things we do to make the little lady happy.

~

Rule number one to keep the little lady happy,
you should eat out at least once a week, more
often if possible.


"taste like chicken......"

Is this the notorious lovely red?
You know you want me babe!




You found the perfect little lady how do u keep her happy!

How to keep the Perfect marriage.

1. How do we say I S O L A T I O N . nothing is worse then nosey neighbors, if I wanted a neighbor I would have stayed in the city.

2. Eat out as much as possible... no explanation here, if I have to explain are you
in trouble.

3. When your anniversary comes suggest taking her out, I'll set up the grill on the back porch you cook.

4.Take her shopping, but make sure you hold on to her so she doesn't spend money and never let shop alone, and when it comes to shopping channels they
have parental block. Just block those channels out. No Credit cards, Credits weren't meant for necessities, man stuff, car parts, supplies and tools things ya can't do without.

6. Spoil her now and then give her the little luxuries in life, electric coffee maker, electric mircowave, electric chair.

7.When shopping for jackets consider a straight jacket.....baby the latest in hot fashion great for shopping, keeps her hands where you want them.

8. The largest gas hog vehicle you can buy will show her you love her and limit the distance she can travel with the cost of gas..I am sorry babe it's not in the budget.

9. Treat her to beauty care now and then, try those mud facials, unfortunately she has to wash it off.

10.During pms time make everyone happy use plastic knives.

And most important just do as I save because

I am your husband
and
I am the king of this castle.

.

March is National Get Over it Month

Man damned if he does or damned if he don't. When the little lady says how do I look, it's best to lie. It is really hard to understand the motive of the question am I fat? Damn are you fat, that just doesn't go over well, to make the little lady happy just say un hun.. In a successful marriage a man knows just what questions not to answer and just what gifts to buy and not to buy.

Here we are going to review a few do and don't s.

Let's review gift giving, holidays and birthdays are really important. The purchase of a scale as a gift doesn't go over, falls in the do not not category
on the other hand buying lingerie the wrong size could cause big trouble.
Women like romance, if your manly like me you find this romance nonsense
to be a waste of time. Keeping the little happy is important, you need to pick flowers along the road side, suggest a cozy dinner out back don't spoil her with costly items or every year you'll have to compete with the last.

Here is a list of not to buy gifts.

1 Diet book even is she is a load
2 Clothes 2 sizes to small, dreaming is not going to make it reality
3 diet pills we can only wish
4 This one is questionable sex toys, might have to work this one in slowly.literally
5 Cookbook , even if her food sucks, I suggest staying away from this.
6 household appliances are a big turn off as a gift, gifts should be un necessity in nature, suitable alternatives would be flowers, candles , lingerie,

Gifts to buy

7 Now there are gifts to get her that work both ways, you could get the shot gun you always wanted.
8. Fishing rod so that u can have bonding time catching that bass.
9.Any sporting equipment will work and get her Burtha butt of the couch
10. A big screen tv or a play station might be cool
11. Of course inexpensive works, take her dumpster diving, this can always be a real thrill you never know what they might be finding away.
12 Remember spoiling the little lady can be expensive process that will find you
searching for the next " jones gift" Do Not Fall INTO ThIS Trap

Gender, sexual orientation, skin color and ethnicity are accidents at birth, not an entitlement for lifelong victimhood.
— The PIG Doctrin

Sexual Harassment

If the feminist bitch has her way it will be illegal to dream and fantasize. They already have laws in effect that make it illegal to look. Stand up for yourself and write your congress.. before its illegal to have a little boy crush on the teacher.

How Sexual Harassment Laws Make Every Man In America A Criminal.If your interested in battling feminist dyke's who couldn't get a man if they wanted to, review this article. Well last time I looked we were still in a free country and I could look at any bitch I wanted. Until they retract " freedom of speech," I am going to tell it like is , I am the voice of man. If I wanted my secretary to look like a man I would have hired a man, I have a dress code for one reason and that is to get a glimpse of that fine ass every now and then.
My inspirational bitch needs to be both professional and hot.

http://www.pigazette.com/gendercrats_sexistlaws.html

This is a Man's World

When he is happy, I'm happy!

Rodney Dangerfield was well known for his comedy " In I don't get no respect" The reality of a joke is that most if not all of it has a seed of truth.

As the 1960's were quickly approaching so was mainstream rebellion. This was a time of transition and not always for the good. Though I agree that some change is necessary, I stand
by the motto " you can't fix what's not broke. " With this open era where anything goes, so has gone self respect and respect for others. Some say the good old days weren't so good, when children were seen and not heard. I disagree the good old days tradition and good old- fashion manners were the highest form of flattery that taught respect. This included a woman fulfilling
her role as a upstanding part of the community and as homemaker. Our cultures are eroding and common courtesy is becoming a rarity.

This anything goes era is breeding wenches who have little respect for themselves or their man.
Respect for the man as the bread winner and for the woman for her place in the home. This Is what I call balance. A man shouldn't have to prove himself as man he is " man " and deserves
to be treated with the utmost respect. "Paulism" helping man to gain his rightful place as head the of he household. This is a man's World.........

Women can't live with them, Can't live without them.

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

A special thank you goes out to a Paulism fan for submitting this to the Paulism Blog If you have a bit of factual information on women, a joke that rings to true. Email your funs bits of info to Paulism_awards@yahoo.com

Keep him home , Keep him happy!

Bend Over bitch, Daddies home!

Biggest cause of Divorce man being controlled by the "power of the pussy." "If a man can't get sex when he wants it no point in being married." A woman wants to keep her man around for the 25th wedding Anniversary better start giving it up. Any man who tells you there is more to
a relationship then sex has got to be having gender issues.
What can you do to insure your man stays" home and happy" you can explore various fetishes. One of viewers Mark said that there was a lot of play acting going on in the 50's. Ok men its your turn to speak up, how many of you men hate the feel of your bitches thighs dipped in silk stockings rubbing up against your cheek? How many of you men would say damn girl get that hot hot sexy costume off it shows your tits to much, the cleavage is a turn off?

Fantasy and fetishes were a sexual turn on in the 1950's as well as today. It's all
about power playing, that's what makes sexual role playing very exciting. I don't get it at home I guarantee I am gonna get it some place else.The more honest you are about your sexual desires, the more fulfilling your sexual experience will be. A woman who is good in the bed as well as the household chores will improve her overall relationship.

The nurse, the maid and the whore have been number one role playing experiences since the beginning of its conception. Vote for your number one
role playing turn on.

Here Comes the Milkman.....literally!

A representation of the roads paved with gold. Times have changed, in the 1950's the American dream reached an all time high. It was the white picket fence scenario or the suburbanite vision. House, car, children and wife waiting at the door to greet you with a smile and dinner. The era of 2000 has complicated life, I believe that the majority of men and women at one time or another in their life wanted the white picket fence dream. Unfortunately people fall into the " keeping up with the Jones " It's not that they need more or really want more they are like" cattle " and what happens when you put one cow in front of the other, they all follow.

Speaking with many females, I have found that women secretly desire to be cared for, protected and given a stable foundation in which to raise their children. Are feminist destroying the American dream? The feminist base their actions on belittling men. It is their butch attitude of superiority that complicates life for the average family? Life is about coming together each of us meeting our goals through fulfilling our roles in life. We cannot have two providers and no care givers , we cannot have two caregivers and no provider. There must be, as Mrs. lovely Red has quoted a balance. This unity of working together creates an atmosphere which is conducive to
the average American dream.

Those were the days when -The milkman delivered milk,the woman loved being a woman and the white picket fence was a reality.

Sexism

One of the Feminist first mistakes was defining sexism
early on as a conflict between men and women.

Sexism is the system of gender roles, those which make men men and women women. A Pioneer woman started off with wearing dresses so could piss in the woods and a man wore the pants so he could piss on the tree. Men wore flat shoes to fit their occupation, women wore high heels for hot, hot looking legs and you guessed it to attract the attention of man.

People are more separated by class then by sexism, upper-class women have been granted many rights and privileges that the majority of men will never get to enjoy. Actually the average man is abused and mistreated and fast becoming a neglected part of society. It is not that men are oppressing women it is that women are rejecting men. The warrior women" amazon ladies" never existed, it was a folk story that the strongest of the little ladies couldn't empower the man. Proved that women were not Equal.

Factual differences

1. The little lady thinks cats are cute little creatures, men hate cats, worthless lazy creatures.

2. The little lady goes into a marriage wanting to change man, A guy goes into the relationship expects forever bliss, rarely to either occur.

3.Men have 50% more brute strength than a the little lady, she has a larger stomach, kidneys, liver, fat cells, thus giving her less breathing capacity then her counter partner man

4.Right hemisphere of the mans brains is better developed, he is more visual, mathematical, more the explorer, more sex oriented. Little ladies on the other hand are more developed in the left hemisphere of the brain, more verbal and I can contest to that" she never shuts her mouth up."She can also be extremely sensitive and emotional.

5. Men go to the bathroom to piss and the little lady she thinks a bathroom is a social lounge, they travel in packs, you never see one women go to the bathroom and if she travels in alone, by the time she is finished she comes out laughing like old friends with a total stranger.

6. Men and women go to a restaurant , the bill is a 35.56 a man will throw a 40.00 on the table to pay the bill, a women will count out 35.56.

7.A man has five items in his bathroom — a razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, a toothbrush, and towel from Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical little lady. bathroom is reported to be as high as 437, the majority of which a guy couldn’t even tell what they are or used for.

8 A little lady believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes the visitors will be impressed by his big screen tv.

9. A little lady gets lost and ask directions while driving, the man never gets lost while driving even if he circles the area for the last thirty minutes, he is know he is close.

10. Little ladies love a bath, bubbles and all, men shower.

Conclusion the difference in men and women is not sexism it's biological.

If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

.Exceptions To Every Rule

"You don't love a woman because she's beautiful;
she is beautiful because you love her."

- quote from a man with a double dog ugly wife.


What to do when household skills outweigh physical attractiveness.

Rule 1 that is why burlap bags were created

Rule 2 Keep the lights off at all cost
Rule 3 A case of beer does wonders.
Rule 4 she might get better with age,
then again she might get worse.
Rule 5 and most important of all the
rules, her housekeeping skills must outweigh
her ugliness to make, 1 through
4 viable options

Carol Russell... an Impressive Paulism Candidate

We have to accept that there are some social changes in the world today. The rice patty fields are now transformed into manufacturing, secretarial , sports and a gamut of needed to be filled positions. It was the norm back in the day for the woman to go out into the field drop her baby and within the hour, ax in hand split wood for the fire. The 2000 era brings many changes, but one thing is possible the women can still drop the baby and bring a little extra cash to the household. Carol Russell of the Nebraska-Kearney women’s basketball team gave birth to her first child and within 5 hours was back on the bench coaching the team. Weak and out of energy she stayed for the whole game coaching to the very end. Wow! am I impressed, this is physical proof that Paulism is alive and well and that pioneer stock still survives.
Sings......... she can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget your a man.
If you would like to nominate a little lady, who you think can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan........ please submit your nomination to paulism_award@yahoo.com

Spank Me Baby...

I want to give thanks to one of my loyal readers for taking the time to send this..... the ranks are growing.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping!
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50 . not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:!

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food