Hey Babe here's to Jumping all over ya!! Ya gotta love us!

Our loyal reader from virgina wants to know am I living in the 1950's with outdated values? I don't believe we are reviewing the past, there are certain biological facts about men and women and this guarantees us our postion in the world. One reader asked where do butch women fit into the scenario? Birth control maybe, if they don't reproduce, one less baby in a already over populated world.
Genetics play a huge part in what is expected of us, indeed their are women who wish they were men, dress like men in jeans and t-shirts, talk like men, and well are built like men..... truth is there is a partner out there for everyone , don't give up!!
The little lady has been rebelling from the 1950's thats true, she talks the talk of equality, but don't open a door and she complains no manners, she is the first to complain chivalry is dead. I think the little lady needs to wake up the old adage you " can't have your cake and eat it to." Of course if your a wimp of a man and want to be taken care of by the little lady, knock your socks off. It comes down to simple biological needs, ok it might be the dog in me talking , but there are some top ten dog rules.
1.If you bend over, I just might be jumping.
2. If she is attractive, I just might be howling.....
3. women love stray dogs, I love to please
4. fulfilling biological needs, sniff sniff.
5.yes I am afraid of the vacuum it is by all means a womens job
6. I do cuddle, dog instinct
7. You have to mark your territory,what do you think that wedding ring deal is all about back off, the little lady is in my possession
8. Watch out for the little dog, he has a bigger bite.
9.Ok so I fart, everything is always blamed on the dog anyways.
10.Dominance is the name of the game, the male dog rules...
Now for a few special notations

1.Beware the milkman, mailman and postman
2. Be leary if one of the kids look like the milkman , mailman and postman.
On the good side men do have positive dog qualities that make them worth keeping.

I promise not to jump on you in public... does licking count?
I have separation anxiety, when the little lady is gone, I am damn moody..
If I miss the toilet, be grateful I tried to aim could be worse could have missed the bathroom all together
WE definetely don't like sharing
Us men need our out time, and walks
You can't teach a old dog new tricks, try me, I love tricks!!

So hey Babe heres to jumping on ya

and licking ya all over!
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Fathering Children.. how old is to old

This question was raised by one of our loyal readers... What are the chances that a man can father a child after age 70? We really don't need to go into the biology of man here.. but let me assure you if the gun is loaded it's going to shoot bullets. A few lessons to the wise, no matter what age you are thinking of fathering children, a look into your genetic pattern is essential to asking yourself whether you want to father children that might be at a high risk for diseases both physical and mental. Then think at 70 yrs of age do you really want to start life with father and son outings.. on the other hand there is a big question to longevity, will you be around to see the child grow up... depends on your needs and that of the children, but let me rest assure you if your still plugging away, you have incredible chance of being father of the baby.

I guess we don't have to ask Bill how she was on her knees.

Come on down out of the clouds, it's a reality check, remember women only do what us men let them....... The secret is making the little lady think actually think she can do anything without us men.... The Amazon ladies was fiction.

Let the games begin!!!!!

A Three Ring Circus

Indeed Hillary is out performing her competition, we haven't had a actor running for elective office since President Ronald Reagan. As men we are not going to be whipped and beaten down........ laying like pussy cats at her feet... It is time to rally together and take back our country, we have stood back and watched the joke long enough, register to vote now, make your vote count.

Vote Now!

Many women are credit for achieving the right to vote regardless of sex, a few from as early as the 1800's organized a woman's rights conventin Elizabeth Cady stanton and Lucretia Mott. But lets cut to the chase, all that was proposed by women for their rights to vote, It took the house of representatives in a 304 to 90 vote of all men to propose an amendment to the Constitution.Amendment to the Constitution:
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any States on Account of sex. The Congress shall have the power by appropriate legislation to enforce the provisions of this article.
On June 4, 1919, the United States Senate also endorsed the Amendment, voting 56 to 25, and sending the amendment to the states.
Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan were the first states to pass the law; Georgia and Alabama rushed to pass rejections. The anti-suffrage forces, which included both men and women, were well-organized, and passage of the amendment was not easy, so they say, but the truth no matter what they organized an all male vote was cast to allow women to vote and where does this get us... in the 2000 century making a mockery of the voting system.
Stepping on a a political stage for a moment let me say this voting is the back bone of Democracy it is what makes our great Nation so wonderful. We are having a joke of an election coming up.... It is up to each American citizen to do their part to place people of high moral character in office....

Women destroying marriages... with the power of the ......

I laughed as I read this post on what makes a happy marriage, of course from the little ladies view, shared household responsibilities.... I never saw a rooster sit on a egg..... the real problems today, is it is totally based on women not fulfilling their responsiblity in a relationship. They want the old adage " their cake and eat it " Here goes ladies the facts. Women wanted to be on the front line of the military and once there, they cry for special priveledges, I would hate to have one covering me during a war.
And if one should fall, they are not required to run as fast, throw as far nor, lift as much, or aim as clearly.... Unfortunately you may act like a man but until you can do it like a man, you need to stay in the home and do what you were born to do, be the care taker. Some women just don't get it.
I think all women should reconsider getting married and having children, since they don't feel they need to be responsible for either...
Isn't it like a woman, she doesn't have to be required be as smart or
have the physical stamina of a man, but she wants the same financial privledges.... I do have to say that a few women do break the mold and that is a few women..... there are some pretty butch women out there who God knows should have been born a man.

I Am So Into You

I am so into you.... I can't think of nothing else!!!!

Spooky

Top Ten Reasons for Divorce

Have you taken a close look at the melt down of the family values? We have women running for our highest elective office. If you take a look at our voting statistics those who dare to speak the truth are highly in favor of keep the little lady in the kitchen.... of course there is this weighing out the benefits, obviously she is not good in the bedroom, etc.

Where are the time taking us? from a women perspective she is only seeking what belongs to her... freedom of expression, shun the household responsibilities..

Here are a few facts...

In 2007, 86 women serve in the U.S. Congress. Sixteen women serve in the Senate, and 70 women serve in the House. The number of women in statewide elective executive posts is 76, while the proportion of women in state legislatures is at 23.5 percent.

"In Utah, divorce and its financial stresses account for 75 percent to 80 percent of the people on welfare rolls. And with a 1994 divorce rate of 4.7 per 1,000 -- slightly higher than the national average -

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr54/nvsr54_20.pdf

High rates of divorces places unnecessary financial burden on the already over- taxed community.

The new fairy tale dream is that women can be all and do all, slighting her domestic duties.... Some one has to take care of the nest and to avoid this issue hightens the burden on a young marriage.

Should we look at this in a 50-50 proposition? Do we really want women running our country... it is up to you to make a decision on who runs our country, may the best man win!

Lets break down the causes of divorce.

1.Poor communication women obviously talk but can they listen?

2.Financial problems women obviously spend, but can they save?

3. A lack of commitment to the marriage the grass is always greener, but can she mow?

4.A dramatic change in priorities but honey I want to run for office get real and get your ass back in the kitchen where you belong.

5.Infidelity and of course whose fault is this you got it the little lady.

6. Failed expectations this falls under the daydreamers want schedule

7. unmet needs again we find man is pressured into situations due to lack of getting his needs met.

8.Addictions and substance abuse How many men have been driven to drink over the attitude women..... makes any man want to have a drink.

9.Physical, sexual or emotional abuse I am sure the percentages fall short because of our male ego, we get ripped when it comes to sex and what happens to the womens figure after a couple years, that is a total rip.

10.Lack of conflict resolution skills, every women loves a good fight before sex proven fact.... denial of this exertion of love prowess leads to unecessary divorce procedings.

Seduction

Women created with the not so subtle curves that scream I want ya baby.

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Humans,motivated to ensure their reproductive success not only by picking the highest quality mate they can get but also by taking others on the side. Is it sexual fidelity or social monogamy? DNA test may reveal other wise, displaying those "dirty little secrets. " It might be said that one partner or the other is not fulfilling their responsibility and so out of necessity one might reach out beyond the monogamous relationship. Which means any relationship entails work to keep it at its peek performance. Of course if women are to be admired for their beauty, then why is it
frowned on, when we enjoy the beauty of our female species? ... so is born jealousy. If a women is responsibly fulfilling her duties to the relationship, she need not be threatened by the occassional roving eye of her partner. It is her lackadaisical behavior and neglect of her partner that sparks the fire of jealousy.

women and sexuality

A wolf in sheeps clothing.... indeed.

Inner beauty only works with the lights out ..
If a woman wants to be a woman,
she needs to wear a dress.

Paulism where reality slaps you in the face.....

The day they they put women in a pair of pants she thought she grew balls.

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I'm not anti woman, I love a good body

and a face to match.

If the changing of the times is so good today,

then why is the divorce rate so high?

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Nothing is more unattractive then a woman who doesn't know her place.

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Equality is a figment of her imagination,

men only give her enough rope to hang herself.

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Morning Skifflers - Mama Don't Allow (Bo Diddley, Muddy)

But we don't care what momma don't allow.....

Good Sex

Good sex is like a storm, ya gotta ride it out.

Sexual incompatabilty

Marriage issues, it happens you fall in love with a woman and you find that your not sexually compatible. One of the first things we must do is find out if this is a moral dysfunctional upbringing on sexual behavior or physical dysfunction. Once you know what you are dealing with, you can seek to find a remedy or jump ship.

The medical fields have worked hard to improve the longevity of a quality male sex performance, only to find that they have done very little in the field of women's sexuality to improve the all over performance and desire for sex.
Before any long term relationship, sex should be discussed, as well as many other personal beliefs in life. This is to prevent later disappointments.Where the expression " an ounce prevention is worth a pound of cure." It's been traditional that men's sexual problems are heightened and given much of the attention, as we know our performance is dependent on erection. But as far a women goes, lubricate, lubricate and she is good and ready to go. Unfortunately the little lady has found that she indeed has some power over a relationship, by denouncing her sexual prowess. Is she required to perform duty sex?
Good question, a women goes through natural hormonal changes and erratic behavior that promotes an unhealthy love atmosphere.
I believe that a women should have a open relationship with her medical staff in all avenues of her life including her control of female organs . .A survey published in the February 10, 1999 issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association found that 43% of 1,749 women had complaints about sexual functioning, compared with 31% of the 1,410 men surveyed. . The women reported low sexual desire, problems with arousal, and pain during intercourse. And these problems increase with age, experts say.

A lack of desire, insufficient lubrication, an inability to reach orgasm, or pain during intercourse. The causes can be physical, such as poor circulation, or emotional, such as stress or depression. So here we are left in a middle of a pool of excuses for why a woman says no to sex, little does she know that her outward body signs are flashing lights of" yes baby I need you now!"
Well all is not at a loss, the FDA has approved a new dive meant to enhance the blood flow, that's right you heard it here, we need to get her blood moving with a clitoral suction device. Also we must consider that a women feels her place is to give birth, as she goes through the physical changes, she may find her self worth diminishing, as she believes that sex is connected solely to procreation. So now we have to deal with the hormonal upheavals as well as mental outlook and physical dysfunction.
It is the women's place as much as the mans to seek help. A relationship is a duel prospect that is effected by outer stimulation.Give her a little testosterone boost to encourage her sex drive, sexual appetite, sexual fantasies, and the intensity of her orgasms.
Poor health and stress can be contributing factors, but the ultimate decision is based on her choice. She keeps saying no, when you know she means yes baby. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and get her checked out once a year, we do that for a good horse.The most important factor here is communication, we cannot improve or diagnose sexuality problem's unless we are having discussion. Though I do believe that physical problems can cause a lack of desire, I find that allot of this is the pressure of the current times. Giving women to much responsibility, more then she can handle, that she is now losing ability to function in a normal woman manner sexually and other wise.

Promote female sexuality, have sex daily

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Don't be shy ask for help,

your partner depends on it.

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Green Ribbon day for sexual

dysfunction awareness.

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Petticoat Junction - Opening Titles (1963-1965)

Somethings never change.. Basic facts " boy is attracted to girl, girl is attracted boy"

Rawhide