Marriage is the number one cause of Divorce

A man has to do what a man has to do! It's those

little unselfish things we do to make the little lady happy.

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Rule number one to keep the little lady happy,
you should eat out at least once a week, more
often if possible.


"taste like chicken......"

Is this the notorious lovely red?
You know you want me babe!




You found the perfect little lady how do u keep her happy!

How to keep the Perfect marriage.

1. How do we say I S O L A T I O N . nothing is worse then nosey neighbors, if I wanted a neighbor I would have stayed in the city.

2. Eat out as much as possible... no explanation here, if I have to explain are you
in trouble.

3. When your anniversary comes suggest taking her out, I'll set up the grill on the back porch you cook.

4.Take her shopping, but make sure you hold on to her so she doesn't spend money and never let shop alone, and when it comes to shopping channels they
have parental block. Just block those channels out. No Credit cards, Credits weren't meant for necessities, man stuff, car parts, supplies and tools things ya can't do without.

6. Spoil her now and then give her the little luxuries in life, electric coffee maker, electric mircowave, electric chair.

7.When shopping for jackets consider a straight jacket.....baby the latest in hot fashion great for shopping, keeps her hands where you want them.

8. The largest gas hog vehicle you can buy will show her you love her and limit the distance she can travel with the cost of gas..I am sorry babe it's not in the budget.

9. Treat her to beauty care now and then, try those mud facials, unfortunately she has to wash it off.

10.During pms time make everyone happy use plastic knives.

And most important just do as I save because

I am your husband
and
I am the king of this castle.

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