you do as your mothers says but when
I am home I rule....
Law's that were made over a 100 yrs ago and are still on the books, men have been making laws to both protect men and women since the beginning of our great country. Our country was founded on the premises that we could pray, raise a family and live the "American Dream." There have been many changes over the years and these laws that you find below are actual laws that were made 100 years ago and still on the books today. It has been the law of the land that woman provide for her man in her best sensual housekeeping skills possible and man respect woman. It's a 50 - 50 partnership. We go from our mothers into the hands of our wife, your damn straight I expect her to take care of me like my mother did. I am still a little boy at heart and I love when she dotes over me and treats me like the little boy that I am....
1. There is a law on state books forbidding the little lady from getting her hair cut without her husbands permission.
2.If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
3.A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
4.In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, or holding you
in his arms
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5.A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. 6.A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces
7.Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
8.In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
9.A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have
sex on city streets.
10.A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should
be called master, not mister, when addressed by their
female counterparts.
11.An excerpt form brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No
female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within
this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers
or unless she be armed with a club".
If this isn't enough read on!
The following important amendment however is to be
considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not
apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding
200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing
corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous,
unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to
the normal, red-blooded American male."
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair
without her husband's permission.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans
couples from having sex while standing inside a store's
walk-in meat freezer!
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing
a corset. (There was a civil-service job -- for men only
-- called a corset inspector.)
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her
clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your
spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation
are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.
Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however
is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the
missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.
In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex
with his wife.
In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....
Florida
It is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to
parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Saratoga, it is illegal to sing while wearing a
bathing suit...
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway...
In Eureka, men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women...
California
In L.A. a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap,
as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him
permission to use a wider strap.....
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license....
Michigan
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs
to her husband....
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month...
Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the
streets of Little Rock may result in a 30 day jail term....
Utah
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by
his wife while she is in his presence...
Baltimore
In Halethrope, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second...
It is illegal to mistreat oysters....
In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter
how dirty they get....
New York
In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at
a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse
blinders...
Tennessee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish...
In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date...
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself;
"a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red
flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists"....
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while
she is asleep....
Rhode Island
In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste ands toothbrush
to the same customer on a Sunday....
In Neewport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset....
Oklahoma
Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state...
In Tulsa, kisses lasing more than three minutes are forbidden...
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping
in the nude in rented rooms...
In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been
ordered by a physician to do so....
