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Thursday, March 22, 2007

March is National Get Over it Month

Man damned if he does or damned if he don't. When the little lady says how do I look, it's best to lie. It is really hard to understand the motive of the question am I fat? Damn are you fat, that just doesn't go over well, to make the little lady happy just say un hun.. In a successful marriage a man knows just what questions not to answer and just what gifts to buy and not to buy.

Here we are going to review a few do and don't s.

Let's review gift giving, holidays and birthdays are really important. The purchase of a scale as a gift doesn't go over, falls in the do not not category
on the other hand buying lingerie the wrong size could cause big trouble.
Women like romance, if your manly like me you find this romance nonsense
to be a waste of time. Keeping the little happy is important, you need to pick flowers along the road side, suggest a cozy dinner out back don't spoil her with costly items or every year you'll have to compete with the last.


Here is a list of not to buy gifts.

1 Diet book even is she is a load
2 Clothes 2 sizes to small, dreaming is not going to make it reality
3 diet pills we can only wish
4 This one is questionable sex toys, might have to work this one in slowly.literally
5 Cookbook , even if her food sucks, I suggest staying away from this.
6 household appliances are a big turn off as a gift, gifts should be un necessity in nature, suitable alternatives would be flowers, candles , lingerie,

Gifts to buy

7 Now there are gifts to get her that work both ways, you could get the shot gun you always wanted.
8. Fishing rod so that u can have bonding time catching that bass.
9.Any sporting equipment will work and get her Burtha butt of the couch
10. A big screen tv or a play station might be cool
11. Of course inexpensive works, take her dumpster diving, this can always be a real thrill you never know what they might be finding away.
12 Remember spoiling the little lady can be expensive process that will find you
searching for the next " jones gift" Do Not Fall INTO ThIS Trap

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