The family who prays together stays together,she not only looked good but cooked a damn good meal,
while she was doing it.
Did ya ever wonder who the “ they people” are, or what book men were reading when making the rules for marriage and life. “The Book, the bible to good living. “ Well we are starting with
Chapter one - Choosing your mate.
The first set of rules, after you have sowed your wild oats, is selecting your future mate,she must have a face that you are willing to wake up to for the rest of your life, now this means in a facetious kind of way that we men are visual or superficial at best. There is our animal instinct which says what kind of woman could I mate with. Little explanation is needed here but if she has a dog face, that means your going to have dog kids. Now do ya one be the provider for dog kids. Ya will never get'em married off and then who's gonna feed all those faces.
Which leads to the next rule” there are women you marry and women you don’t.. Now
this leads us to exactly what is the marrying type? Now we can’t speak for all men, but there is still a trend that knows the old school ways were right, they got us this far and they're just as good today as they were when God passed them down to us.
1] She must be able to make good coffee, this needs little explanation, the little lady should be well prepared, and versed in kitchen etiquette. It is her responsibility to run a household be up before man have breakfast on the table, his clothes and a towel should be chosen and set aside so as he don't have ta fumble for them.
2) Though women’s lib promotes equality we know well enough that a woman’s place is in the home.Since the beginning of time she had been the caretaker and no reason to make changes in a rule that works unless of course she wears the pants in the family and you want to inflate her ego or your just a wussy and ya failed lesson 101 " training the little lady."
3) Sex, It is her duty to give sex to the man whenever he wants it, of course this is because of the biblical story woman was made from man to please man. Rule 3 keep him home, keep him happy. "Now if man don't get sex when he wants it, no point in being married."
4)There is no partnership in marriage, the license is proof of ownership. There is no renewal or cancellation agreement. Ya pay for the license she yours.
5) If women just did what they’re told, there wouldn’t be any problems, its hard for men to fit into this era of equality, they know damn straight a women isn’t as smart them, it's been scientifically proven. Men have larger brains, proof is in the pudding http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=99455&page=2
6) Opposites attract, because it doesn’t matter what she likes, she is gonna do what ya say because "I’m the man." These are just a few of the rules for good livin as we will touch on whats good for the” goose is not good for the gander” we are made different for a reason and “women are the root of all evil” which leads to the barefoot and pregnant stereo type, If she just did what I told her to there wouldn’t be any trouble.“get your ass in the kitchen where you belong” don' t allow her ta fall in to bad habits, sometimes ya gotta verbally put her in her place. Women tend to get lazy, ya gotta put for forth a little man strength, snap her back into her God given place, pleasing her man.
7) Compatibility after you have viewed the top six rules you must seriously look at the prospective mother in law. This is a glimpse of your future, she is fat, ugly, lazy, a controlling bitch. Then I don't care how good she is on rule number three dump her crazy ass while ya can still get away.
We will expand on each topic in further post and explore good living the way the Lord Intended it.
