Women can't live with them, Can't live without them.

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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How to choose your mate wisely.

I created this blog in my attempts to correct the misnomers of living and loving. We are here to educate and set the record straight. We have given the power to women way to long, all this equality bull nonsense. The further back in history we travel the more we see where " the little ladies" place is. The world is in such a troubled place, who's fault is that, you've got it " woman" she is the root of all evil. Life was so perfect when she just did what she was supposed to. There are rules in life that need to be met if men were to lactate, then they would be home carrying for the babies, but as we see "woman" was created to please man and care for the youngin's. Her sole rule in life is to please man. We are going to start at the beginning. Choosing your mate wisely!