Laws

I would like to thank our Canadian neighbor for reminding us of this Illinois law. Law in illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. If it's not law it should be, thanks Canada for a good laugh.
Signed Master Casey Jones.......

The two wheeler of the future

Cost effective and energy efficient.

Ten reasons to buy her a bicycle instead of a car.
1. She never has to put gas in it.
2. If she wrecks, less expensive for repairs.
3. Don't have to check for oil, we know they never do.
4.Can't put panty hose on while pedaling.
5. cell phone.....lets just not go there.
8. NO rear view mirror for putting on make up in traffic.
9.Don't have to worry about parking
10. It's the convertible she always wanted.

Women can't live with them, Can't live without them.

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Spank Me Baby...

I want to give thanks to one of my loyal readers for taking the time to send this..... the ranks are growing.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping!
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50 . not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:!

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Chauvinism

Oink.... I'm speaking my mind.. have another bon bon girls!

I didn't expect to post this soon but I have been referred to as being a chauvinist P..

The word does not require a judgment that the chauvinist is right or wrong in his opinion, only that he is blind and unreasoning in coming to it, ignoring any facts which might temper his fervor. In modern use, however, it is often used pejoratively to imply that the chauvinist is both unreasoning and wrong.

Leave it to a woman to go and stir up trouble with a system that was already working. Based on facts look how they are screwing up the congress. If you don't do as I say we're taking away funding so there........oh be serious, but men are blind ignorant and one sided give me a break.

Male chauvinism

Male chauvinism is a term used to describe the belief that males are superior to females. The word "chauvinist" was originally used to describe one who has a fanatical loyalty in one's country. The word was later applied by the "women's liberation movement" in the 1960s and used to describe men who believe women are inferior, speak to them as inferiors, or treat them negatively based solely upon their gender. The slur "chauvinist pig" has been reclaimed by some men as a jocular personal rebuttal or tolerance of such accusations.

Let me straignten the record I don't think we are superior to women, I know it.

Female chauvinism

Female chauvinism can refer to two things. It can be the belief that females are superior to males. It can also refer to women who replicate male chauvinism and sexist stereotypes.

According to misandry researchers Nathanson and Young, modern feminist theory has chauvinistic elements. Nathanson and Young claim that some feminists assert that women are innately different from men and superior to men and that knowledge created by women is superior to that created by men.^[1]

So called "women's ways of knowing" which are said to rely on subjective intuition and emotional connection are considered superior to so-called "men's ways of knowing" which are said to be based upon objective evidence and reasonable contemplation.^[2] Nathan and Young say, "in one way or another, feminist espistemologies are radically subjective. They refer to 'women's ways of knowing' as distinct and opposed to those of men."^{[citation needed]}

^{Go ahead women you go on thinking you don't need us men, see how far that gets ya. Oh yeah}

^{don't go looking at them the wrong way next thing those women will be complaining sexual harassment, well last I looked the Lord gave us two eyes to look with and women to look at and this is Democracy, will have to many rules on the book. If you don't want us looking dress like Hillary Clinton , she covers so much even the hubby isn't looking.}

^{For those who want reference-}

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_chauvinism